Razumov Posted March 22, 2019 #26 Share Posted March 22, 2019 "Lizard Man" returns? Dixie Rawson of Bishopville sent WIS News 10 an e-mail about a big surprise she got at her home Thursday morning. "The whole front half of our van is chewed up. There are bite marks right through the front grill. Both sides of the van above the wheel wells were bitten and the metal is bent like a piece of paper." It reminded Dixie of the local legend of the "Lizard Man" that stretches back for decades. Now some are wondering if the Lizard Man is back. The legend blows in with a brisk winter wind, sending chills through neighbors in Lee County. "I couldn't believe it, I just couldn't believe it," says Bob Rawson. He looks down at the blood and claw marks on his van. "He literally bit, you can feel where he bit straight through here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted March 22, 2019 #27 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Why would a lizard man attack a parked car are they twice as dumb as $hit? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted March 22, 2019 #28 Share Posted March 22, 2019 I remember reading about a silver lizard man that appeared out of a lake temporarily and then went back in after exploring around but again, this is just from a book I read from Jr. High about 30 years ago and apparently not the same story since this lizard man is green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openozy Posted March 23, 2019 #29 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Just someone with a bad case of Ichthyosis Vulgaris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted March 23, 2019 Author #30 Share Posted March 23, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, openozy said: Just someone with a bad case of Ichthyosis Vulgaris. Yeah.What he said... Edited March 23, 2019 by Alien Origins 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razumov Posted March 23, 2019 #31 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Who needs Lizard Men when you have gators? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Piney Posted March 24, 2019 #33 Share Posted March 24, 2019 14 minutes ago, Goddess of the Mist said: You should read The Shape of Water. I would say to watch the movie, too - but the movie wasn't as good as the book (as usual). Antediluvian amphibian man? Could something like that still exist in the swamps? No they break all the rules of biology and you need tool use to grown thumbs and fire to develop technology. Frank Herbert did create so really advanced philosophical creatures, but due to the lack of such things they just stayed in place and thought. No thumbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted March 24, 2019 #34 Share Posted March 24, 2019 On 3/22/2019 at 5:36 PM, the13bats said: Why would a lizard man attack a parked car are they twice as dumb as $hit? If you look, the holes are directly where the rust is. Like somebody was dicking around with a slap hammer. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted March 24, 2019 #35 Share Posted March 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Goddess of the Mist said: So I remember him "kinda" having thumbs in the movie. Darn - now I may need to watch it again. Lol! Octopuses are as smart as chimps but they evolved exactly like a intelligent creature would under water. They might evolve more advance tool making techniques if the pressure of food scarcity is really hard on them but they will never have fire. We climbed out of the trees and started running because there were no more trees to hide in. Hence "evolutionary pressure". Then we became meat eaters and found out fire made it safer and easier to eat. It went from there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted March 24, 2019 #36 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Quote He literally bit, you can feel where he bit straight through here." http://www.wistv.com/story/7948448/lizard-man-returns/ Feel? Sometimes people are so into creating a story, they forget how to keep it real. Something tells me these folk are using this lizard story to try and get the insurance company to pay out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted March 24, 2019 #37 Share Posted March 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, freetoroam said: Something tells me these folk are using this lizard story to try and get the insurance company to pay out. Because the redneck crap box is too rusted to fix. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted March 24, 2019 Author #38 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Well you might be a redneck if an old Sears catalog is your only source of poop paper in the outhouse.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted March 24, 2019 #39 Share Posted March 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, Alien Origins said: Well you might be a redneck if an old Sears catalog is your only source of poop paper in the outhouse.... Rednecks live in the burbs. Hence the Hillbilly and Piney term "Town Trash". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted March 24, 2019 #40 Share Posted March 24, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Piney said: If you look, the holes are directly where the rust is. Like somebody was dicking around with a slap hammer. One of my hobbies of almost 40 years is gear head, building customs etc i recall the first time i saw those pics way back and some bubba mechanic suggesting a dog did it, No animal will risk its fangs on non food non threat with the possible exception of piney, It looks like chemical rust holes that fueled the idea and hammer or punch or whatever Edited March 24, 2019 by the13bats 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted March 24, 2019 #41 Share Posted March 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, the13bats said: No animal will risk its fangs on non food non threat with the possible exception of piney, The British made me switch up to a Fairbairn-Sykes. They thought biting someone's throat out "a little too much". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted March 24, 2019 Author #42 Share Posted March 24, 2019 10 hours ago, Piney said: If you look, the holes are directly where the rust is. Like somebody was dicking around with a slap hammer. That and they are too large to be any tooth marks from a predator much less a lizard man.....And the holes are perfectly round. WTH! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted March 24, 2019 #43 Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Alien Origins said: That and they are too large to be any tooth marks from a predator much less a lizard man.....And the holes are perfectly round. WTH! It actually looks like somebody took a H tool ( firefighter's entry tool) to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted March 24, 2019 Author #44 Share Posted March 24, 2019 19 minutes ago, Piney said: It actually looks like somebody took a H tool ( firefighter's entry tool) to it. Agreed. I had not thought about that type of tool but your right thats what it looks like.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted March 25, 2019 #45 Share Posted March 25, 2019 There are several hamners common to body work on cars that would make that type hole in rust, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmccr8 Posted March 27, 2019 #46 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On 3/22/2019 at 3:36 PM, the13bats said: Why would a lizard man attack a parked car are they twice as dumb as $hit? Hi the13bats I would take into consideration the lack of experience and not having a slimjim or a gun or both would make it difficult for a novice to steal a car. It's not like he grew up in the hood. jmccr8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted March 27, 2019 #47 Share Posted March 27, 2019 11 hours ago, jmccr8 said: Hi the13bats I would take into consideration the lack of experience and not having a slimjim or a gun or both would make it difficult for a novice to steal a car. It's not like he grew up in the hood. jmccr8 Being a person into old cars and customs in general the type that would steal the stuff i have would just haul it into a truck and gone, Sent out of the usa and or hacked up. Modern "disposable" cars when stolen are normally parted or found a few days a week later all beat to hell from abuse, My point was more a creature has zero reason to attack a car and if a thief wanted it it would be gone. My custom trike for example has no key, it would be pointless, if someone wants to steal it they will haul it off, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmccr8 Posted March 27, 2019 #48 Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 hours ago, the13bats said: Being a person into old cars and customs in general the type that would steal the stuff i have would just haul it into a truck and gone, Sent out of the usa and or hacked up. Modern "disposable" cars when stolen are normally parted or found a few days a week later all beat to hell from abuse, My point was more a creature has zero reason to attack a car and if a thief wanted it it would be gone. My custom trike for example has no key, it would be pointless, if someone wants to steal it they will haul it off, I was joking jmccr8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted March 27, 2019 #49 Share Posted March 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, jmccr8 said: I was joking jmccr8 I know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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