Popular Post stereologist Posted April 9, 2019 Popular Post #1 Share Posted April 9, 2019 A friend of mine fed me this link which cracks me up. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article228923744.html Quote You like to think of yourself as someone who’s prepared. Your home is covered by flood insurance, you’ve got a robust auto insurance policy and maybe even something extra, such as life insurance. But what if you’re abducted by aliens? In that case, [redacted] has you covered. His company, [redacted], provides alien abduction insurance. Here are some of the benefits: Sarcasm insurance Outpatient psychiatric to help you get on with your life Coverage in case you are eaten Coverage for alien sexual assault Have people tried to cash in on one of these policies? You betcha! Quote One of the most well-known instances of an alien abduction insurance policy was in the late 1990s. Members of the Heaven’s Gate cult committed mass suicide in 1997, believing it would help them get to God, who they thought was an alien following the Hale-Bopp comet. 1 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelnjones Posted April 19, 2019 #2 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Dang its been so long I would love to get probed 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted April 19, 2019 Author #3 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Here is a nice write up on UM about this insurance. https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/327076/florida-firm-offers-alien-abduction-insurance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted April 19, 2019 #4 Share Posted April 19, 2019 (edited) Quote Bu t to qualify for a claim? “You have to come back,” St. Lawrence said, with the signature of an “authorized, on-board alien.” Got that. Albert the alien who flies the craft did one for me and i got his pic Edited April 19, 2019 by freetoroam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted April 19, 2019 #5 Share Posted April 19, 2019 (edited) oh boy, how would they prove its not the sig of an alien...oh geez what if alien probbing is their form of signing their name to something, this could get ugly fast. Edited April 20, 2019 by the13bats call me capt typo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdesert50 Posted April 20, 2019 #6 Share Posted April 20, 2019 There is a catch phrase associated with the American showman P T Barnum ... There's a sucker born every minute. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the frog Posted April 21, 2019 #7 Share Posted April 21, 2019 (edited) How you can bring the proof of abduction, no one ever done that ! It's money down the drain it seem... Edited April 21, 2019 by Jon the frog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted April 21, 2019 Author #8 Share Posted April 21, 2019 It is money down the drain. Then again you could opt for the ready to frame certificate of coverage. I don't know about you but if I am going to throw money down the drain I want to let everyone know about it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aztek Posted April 22, 2019 #9 Share Posted April 22, 2019 proves my point perfectly, only dumb and lazy can't make it here, there are endless opportunities here, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 22, 2019 #10 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Here I as thinking the geico gecko could offer this, I mean he's a reptile, reptilians... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted April 23, 2019 #11 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Abductees don't need the insurance..The aliens need it more...Replace all those ships they keep crashing into Earth....They sure as hell do not deserve any safe driving rewards. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Harry Posted April 23, 2019 #12 Share Posted April 23, 2019 The threat of an extraterrestrial invasion of earth is a serious cause for concern. The nations of the earth need to get together and develop a comprehensive military strategy in order to repel any such hostile invasion force. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted April 23, 2019 #13 Share Posted April 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Lord Harry said: The threat of an extraterrestrial invasion of earth is a serious cause for concern. The nations of the earth need to get together and develop a comprehensive military strategy in order to repel any such hostile invasion force. Maybe the idea of spending billions of taxpayer's money on a conspiratorial idea is not the way to win votes and influence people. Earth faces a greater danger from all the rogue asteroids and other space threats up there. And I think if the threat was that great more people would be calling for more advanced defensive measures against such an invasion. Maybe the idea of some kind of alien invasion is a little far fetched for some and of little concern to the heads of nations on Earth. All that said we are constantly hearing from those in the alien belief camp screaming about disclosure...What would the general public do with such information if it were released? Create more conspiracy theories? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl.Of.Trumps Posted April 23, 2019 #14 Share Posted April 23, 2019 This thread is in the wrong place. Ich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonman Posted April 23, 2019 #15 Share Posted April 23, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, Lord Harry said: The threat of an extraterrestrial invasion of earth is a serious cause for concern. The nations of the earth need to get together and develop a comprehensive military strategy in order to repel any such hostile invasion force. You can't defend yourself from something when you have no idea of the capabilities or existence of said threat. For instance, gathering in bomb shelters may be exactly what the threat wants us to do for easy culling. They may be able to wipe out all life on the planet with the press of a button. This isn't the movies, fighting back may not be an option. Edited April 23, 2019 by moonman 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl.Of.Trumps Posted April 23, 2019 #16 Share Posted April 23, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, moonman said: They may be able to wipe out all life on the planet with the press of a button. Yup. 'Taint happened in our existence. I don't think the ET's want to wipe us out any more than we humans are hell bent to wipe out the horned toad. just an opinion Edited April 23, 2019 by Earl.Of.Trumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Harry Posted April 23, 2019 #17 Share Posted April 23, 2019 7 hours ago, moonman said: You can't defend yourself from something when you have no idea of the capabilities or existence of said threat. For instance, gathering in bomb shelters may be exactly what the threat wants us to do for easy culling. They may be able to wipe out all life on the planet with the press of a button. This isn't the movies, fighting back may not be an option. I was obviously kidding folks. If you recall some of my earlier posts on this very forum, I have stated repeatedly that I don't even believe in the existence of extraterrestrials, much less the threat posed by an invasion from outer space. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted April 23, 2019 #18 Share Posted April 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, Lord Harry said: I was obviously kidding folks. If you recall some of my earlier posts on this very forum, I have stated repeatedly that I don't even believe in the existence of extraterrestrials, much less the threat posed by an invasion from outer space. Yes you have, which is why I laughed. But not everybody reads the Cabal Babble. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Harry Posted April 23, 2019 #19 Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Piney said: Yes you have, which is why I laughed. But not everybody reads the Cabal Babble. I unfortunately was required to take another mandatory month's vacation, but now that I am back I shall return to regularly scheduled Cabal meetings shortly. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted April 23, 2019 #20 Share Posted April 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Lord Harry said: I unfortunately was required to take another mandatory month's vacation, but now that I am back I shall return to regularly scheduled Cabal meetings shortly. Politics and alcohol are never a good mix. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmccr8 Posted April 24, 2019 #21 Share Posted April 24, 2019 On 4/22/2019 at 7:22 PM, Alien Origins said: Abductees don't need the insurance..The aliens need it more...Replace all those ships they keep crashing into Earth....They sure as hell do not deserve any safe driving rewards. I think you have to be a resident with a mailing address to get insurance. jmccr8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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