Jump to content
Join the Unexplained Mysteries community today! It's free and setting up an account only takes a moment.
- Sign In or Create Account -
Jorge Rios

What to do, if attacked by secret society?

37 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

freetoroam
1 hour ago, Setton said:

Yes, of course. I would be happy to offer all the protection I can. 

And it will only cost £5000 per month plus covering the cost of upgrading (building) our super secret castle headquarters. The swimming pool is essential to our aim of protecting you. 

And a secret bar and a secret room for Armani suits and a secret bank account. Shhhh.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
 
freetoroam
1 hour ago, acute said:

Is this a self-portrait painted by Rembrandt during his 'dead' period?

Turn the picture over, its one of the secret agents :ph34r:

homer_secret_agent1.jpg

  • Haha 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
RabidMongoose
10 hours ago, Jorge Rios said:

I been attacked by a secret society for a while ( a decade)

This includes media, judges, directly & physical, even google results.

Even be victim of crimes, with evidence and report to police and they will not even take the report...

How can you protect yourself from this?

Is there another secret society to protect?

How can you find who are they?

0.jpg

cuckoo cuckoo

 

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Impedancer
8 hours ago, XenoFish said:

Okay:huh:

How can Google results "Attack" you? 

Google research is the worst :-P 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Setton
3 hours ago, freetoroam said:

And a secret bar and a secret room for Armani suits and a secret bank account. Shhhh.

I just filed those under business expenses but, yes, obviously essential to our secret work :ph34r:

  • Haha 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
freetoroam
1 minute ago, Setton said:

I just filed those under business expenses but, yes, obviously essential to our secret work :ph34r:

Ofcourse expenses. You are very good at this, have you ever cinsidered becoming a British MP?  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Setton
1 minute ago, freetoroam said:

Ofcourse expenses. You are very good at this, have you ever cinsidered becoming a British MP?  

Sadly, I still need someone gullible (Hello OP) to buy me that castle before I have a moat to clean... 

How does Blackadder sum it up again?

'Fat tory landowners who become MPs when they reach a certain weight, raving socialists who think that just because they've done a day's work it somehow gives them the right to get paid, and me in the middle making a fat pile of cash out of both of them.' 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Raptor Witness
19 hours ago, Dark_Grey said:

...Assange? Is that you? Why here?

Best laugh of the day, so far.

  • Haha 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Razumov
On 4/10/2019 at 11:55 PM, Jorge Rios said:

I been attacked by a secret society for a while ( a decade)

This includes media, judges, directly & physical, even google results.

Even be victim of crimes, with evidence and report to police and they will not even take the report...

How can you protect yourself from this?

Is there another secret society to protect?

How can you find who are they?

You need to contact these guys:

Ateam.jpg

 

  • Haha 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Golden Duck
On 12/04/2019 at 1:47 AM, acute said:

Is this a self-portrait painted by Rembrandt during his 'dead' period?

Possibly, Manet was the only impressionist to use black.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Habitat

Too late, the secret society got him, no replies since the opener.

  • Sad 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Trelane
Posted (edited)

Sorry gang got held up in traffic, can someone forward me the email for all new cabal members? My Outlook was not loading right and I heard about a meeting tomorrow.

Edited by Trelane
  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.