Unusual Tournament Posted April 12, 2019 #1 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Inside the world's premier Sasquatch calling contest (yes, that's a thing) BRIAN GOSSELIN STILL holds his cigarette like a cop, with four fingers on top. And so, at dusk, after stepping out of his creaky, old, green pickup truck and striding across Abair Road, the gray-haired, leathery ex-police officer pauses at the tree line to calm himself with one more Fortuna Blue. This road is infamous in these parts, and you can see that his hands are trembling ever so slightly. "This place still gives me the heebie-jeebies," he grumbles while reluctantly pushing his way through the branches. http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/26479629/inside-world-premier-sasquatch-calling-contest-yes-thing 5 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted April 12, 2019 #2 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) i win... so what if its cheating? Edited April 12, 2019 by the13bats typo 7 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted April 12, 2019 #3 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Quote local folklore had claimed that this region, between the Adirondacks and Lake Champlain, was some kind of paranormal portal or interdimensional migratory route for Sasquatch. WHAT? Oh i get it , if they can not find BF its because he has popped through the paranornal portal and what the heck is this? interdimensional migratory route 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 12, 2019 #4 Share Posted April 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, freetoroam said: WHAT? Oh i get it , if they can not find BF its because he has popped through the paranornal portal and what the heck is this? interdimensional migratory route 5 2 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unusual Tournament Posted April 12, 2019 Author #5 Share Posted April 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, freetoroam said: WHAT? Oh i get it , if they can not find BF its because he has popped through the paranornal portal and what the heck is this? interdimensional migratory route its perfectly normal to have imaginary solutions to imaginary problems. 2 1 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted April 12, 2019 #6 Share Posted April 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Thanks. It all makes sense now. Does it come in any other colours or are they all green? 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 12, 2019 #7 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Just now, freetoroam said: Thanks. It all makes sense now. Does it come in any other colours or are they all green? Nope just green. And remember that the neon green luminescence is really just the light from Venus reflecting off swamp gas. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unusual Tournament Posted April 12, 2019 Author #8 Share Posted April 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Captain Risky said: Inside the world's premier Sasquatch calling contest (yes, that's a thing) BRIAN GOSSELIN STILL holds his cigarette like a cop, with four fingers on top. And so, at dusk, after stepping out of his creaky, old, green pickup truck and striding across Abair Road, the gray-haired, leathery ex-police officer pauses at the tree line to calm himself with one more Fortuna Blue. This road is infamous in these parts, and you can see that his hands are trembling ever so slightly. "This place still gives me the heebie-jeebies," he grumbles while reluctantly pushing his way through the branches. http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/26479629/inside-world-premier-sasquatch-calling-contest-yes-thing personally i like that they call this the "world's PREMIER Sasquatch calling contest." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted April 12, 2019 #9 Share Posted April 12, 2019 1 hour ago, freetoroam said: WHAT? Oh i get it , if they can not find BF its because he has popped through the paranornal portal and what the heck is this? interdimensional migratory route ive noticed that for several years when true belivers get really frustrated they have zero, zip, zilch, as far as substantial evidence goes they fall back on bigfoot is an interdimentinal shape shifter paranormal alien ghost, ( keep adding if you got em ) 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horta Posted April 13, 2019 #10 Share Posted April 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, the13bats said: ive noticed that for several years when true belivers get really frustrated they have zero, zip, zilch, as far as substantial evidence goes they fall back on bigfoot is an interdimentinal shape shifter paranormal alien ghost, ( keep adding if you got em ) "forest nymph". 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 13, 2019 #11 Share Posted April 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, the13bats said: ive noticed that for several years when true belivers get really frustrated they have zero, zip, zilch, as far as substantial evidence goes they fall back on bigfoot is an interdimentinal shape shifter paranormal alien ghost, ( keep adding if you got em ) I hold that bigfoot is a tulpa. Created by years of belief. Sort of like a meme. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted April 13, 2019 #12 Share Posted April 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, the13bats said: ive noticed that for several years when true belivers get really frustrated they have zero, zip, zilch, as far as substantial evidence goes they fall back on bigfoot is an interdimentinal shape shifter paranormal alien ghost, ( keep adding if you got em ) interdimentinal shape shifter paranormal alien ghost within the migratory route of the portal routes in the 6th dimentional levitational belt of the black hole. 1 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 13, 2019 #13 Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, freetoroam said: interdimentinal shape shifter paranormal alien ghost within the migratory route of the portal routes in the 6th dimentional levitational belt of the black hole. And inhale. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docyabut2 Posted April 13, 2019 #14 Share Posted April 13, 2019 To many fantasy of games and not reality") 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 13, 2019 #15 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Just now, docyabut2 said: To many fantasy of games and not reality") That can be said of a lot of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted April 13, 2019 #16 Share Posted April 13, 2019 3 hours ago, freetoroam said: Thanks. It all makes sense now. Does it come in any other colours or are they all green? Nope. There are black ones. Don't ask me how I know. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl.Of.Trumps Posted April 13, 2019 #17 Share Posted April 13, 2019 gotta love this stuff 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted April 13, 2019 #18 Share Posted April 13, 2019 One of the funnier things read on this website was a story related by "Night Walker" about a couple of guys who took sound recording equipment into bush in northern NSW, to capture the reputed sounds of Yowies ( a kind of Sasquatch, supposedly). They arrived at a campsite in their 4WD, pitched their tent, then headed off into the scrub late in the day. They had not long to wait, unnerving calls reverberating through the undergrowth. Deciding discretion was the better part of valour, they hastened back to camp, where they were found early next morning, not in their tent, but bolt upright, in their vehicle, behind wound-up windows ! HEHEHAHAHAHUHUHAHA ! The probable explanation for the harrowing sounds, feral deer and mating season. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted April 13, 2019 #19 Share Posted April 13, 2019 33 minutes ago, Habitat said: One of the funnier things read on this website was a story related by "Night Walker" about a couple of guys who took sound recording equipment into bush in northern NSW, to capture the reputed sounds of Yowies ( a kind of Sasquatch, supposedly). They arrived at a campsite in their 4WD, pitched their tent, then headed off into the scrub late in the day. They had not long to wait, unnerving calls reverberating through the undergrowth. Deciding discretion was the better part of valour, they hastened back to camp, where they were found early next morning, not in their tent, but bolt upright, in their vehicle, behind wound-up windows ! HEHEHAHAHAHUHUHAHA ! The probable explanation for the harrowing sounds, feral deer and mating season. when i was in my teens in orlando, fl. i got into the habit of working on my cars and junk after dark when it wasnt so hot, the first time i heard a cat in season i was sure it was a banshee from hell coming to drag me away, lol, really freaked me out until i was clued in, then several years later same thing, about 3am i get the hell scared outta me with screaming that sounded like a woman being killed but not really human, but it wasnt a cat in heat i start looking around and here come a group of peacocks, no kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted April 13, 2019 #20 Share Posted April 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, the13bats said: when i was in my teens in orlando, fl. i got into the habit of working on my cars and junk after dark when it wasnt so hot, the first time i heard a cat in season i was sure it was a banshee from hell coming to drag me away, lol, really freaked me out until i was clued in, then several years later same thing, about 3am i get the hell scared outta me with screaming that sounded like a woman being killed but not really human, but it wasnt a cat in heat i start looking around and here come a group of peacocks, no kidding. The first time I heard the call of the Pheasant Coucal, I Imagined a gorilla was about to emerge from the bush. What a coward ! It is just an inoffensive, mostly ground dwelling bird. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl.Of.Trumps Posted April 13, 2019 #21 Share Posted April 13, 2019 @Habitat, So did the two guys record anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted April 13, 2019 #22 Share Posted April 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl.Of.Trumps said: @Habitat, So did the two guys record anything? I assume so, before they high-tailed it out of there. They probably played it to someone who recognized it as the deer. They maybe did not know deer were in the area. 1 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted April 13, 2019 #23 Share Posted April 13, 2019 this is again a case where a recording even unknown unexplained doesnt make it a yowie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderOTD Posted April 13, 2019 #24 Share Posted April 13, 2019 5 hours ago, freetoroam said: interdimentinal shape shifter paranormal alien ghost within the migratory route of the portal routes in the 6th dimentional levitational belt of the black hole. Legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderOTD Posted April 13, 2019 #25 Share Posted April 13, 2019 LoL “Bigfoot don’t believe in you either”!!! The intentional/unintentional irony of “Beware of imitations”. I love it, is it real, and where can I buy one @the13bats 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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