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Funny exaggerations


zep73
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We hear them often. Descriptions with an impossible but hilarious twist.

Weird Al Yankovic made a career out of them. Like in the "Bad" parody "Fat":

- When I walk out to get my mail, it measures on the Richter scale.
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- When I'm going to the movies, I take up seven rows, because I'm fat...

Do you know any?
 

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This is probably better suited for the general discussion section.

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It takes Mrs Stiff and hour to tie her shoelaces when she's wearing sandals.

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I've told you a million times not to exaggerate !

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I once knew a woman who was so vain, that her mirror filed a restraining order.

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I once knew a guy who was so poor, his wallet sought asylum in Venezuela.

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