zep73 Posted April 16, 2019 #1 Share Posted April 16, 2019 We hear them often. Descriptions with an impossible but hilarious twist. Weird Al Yankovic made a career out of them. Like in the "Bad" parody "Fat": - When I walk out to get my mail, it measures on the Richter scale. or - When I'm going to the movies, I take up seven rows, because I'm fat... Do you know any? (Memes and short video clips are allowed, as long as they're within topic!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted April 16, 2019 #2 Share Posted April 16, 2019 This is probably better suited for the general discussion section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted April 16, 2019 #3 Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted April 16, 2019 #4 Share Posted April 16, 2019 It takes Mrs Stiff and hour to tie her shoelaces when she's wearing sandals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted April 16, 2019 #5 Share Posted April 16, 2019 I've told you a million times not to exaggerate ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zep73 Posted April 16, 2019 Author #6 Share Posted April 16, 2019 I once knew a woman who was so vain, that her mirror filed a restraining order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zep73 Posted April 16, 2019 Author #7 Share Posted April 16, 2019 I once knew a guy who was so poor, his wallet sought asylum in Venezuela. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted April 18, 2019 #8 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Your mom is so fat that when she went dancing, the band skipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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