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Funny exaggerations

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sci-nerd

We hear them often. Descriptions with an impossible but hilarious twist.

Weird Al Yankovic made a career out of them. Like in the "Bad" parody "Fat":

- When I walk out to get my mail, it measures on the Richter scale.
or
- When I'm going to the movies, I take up seven rows, because I'm fat...

Do you know any?
 

(Memes and short video clips are allowed, as long as they're within topic!)

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XenoFish

This is probably better suited for the general discussion section.

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Stiff

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Stiff

It takes Mrs Stiff and hour to tie her shoelaces when she's wearing sandals.

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lightly

I've told you a million times not to exaggerate !

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sci-nerd

I once knew a woman who was so vain, that her mirror filed a restraining order.

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sci-nerd

I once knew a guy who was so poor, his wallet sought asylum in Venezuela.

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Myles

Your mom is so fat that when she went dancing, the band skipped.

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