zep73 Posted April 28, 2019 #1 Share Posted April 28, 2019 From illegal immigrants parent support forum: "So, I buy cool scream mask, and home I like take it on and go to my kids room, and wake him up, and he like say "Aaaa!", and I like say "Aaaa!", and he like say "Help!" and I like say "Help!", and I like take mask off, and he scream "Mama!". Why my kid call me mama?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted April 28, 2019 #2 Share Posted April 28, 2019 1 hour ago, sci-nerd said: From illegal immigrants parent support forum: "So, I buy cool scream mask, and home I like take it on and go to my kids room, and wake him up, and he like say "Aaaa!", and I like say "Aaaa!", and he like say "Help!" and I like say "Help!", and I like take mask off, and he scream "Mama!". Why my kid call me mama?" Do you know what the new Webster's definition of "confusion" is? Father's Day among the Nanticoke. Me, I buy a whole box of cards. Send them to every male in our tribe over 70 and hope I get a hit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted April 28, 2019 #3 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Mama? … just killed a man..... put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead..... Sorry, that was the first thing I thought of when I read 'mama'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zep73 Posted April 28, 2019 Author #4 Share Posted April 28, 2019 44 minutes ago, Jodie.Lynne said: Mama? … just killed a man..... put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead..... Sorry, that was the first thing I thought of when I read 'mama'. It works well with the joke, if da kid has a gun! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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