Rlyeh Posted May 18, 2019 #51 Share Posted May 18, 2019 On 16/05/2019 at 10:22 AM, Truthseeker007 said: What is the stealth bomber? Clearly invisible. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted May 23, 2019 #52 Share Posted May 23, 2019 I'm inclined to half believe him. One only has to spend a night at the bars round our local town center. I mean, there's clearly something wrong with the gene pool there. Even one of the nightclubs is called 'Spiders' and you're not allowed in unless you're dressed in black. Now if that ain't a big enough clue, I don't know what is. They're among us I tell ya. Among us. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonman Posted May 23, 2019 #53 Share Posted May 23, 2019 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Stiff said: I'm inclined to half believe him. One only has to spend a night at the bars round our local town center. I mean, there's clearly something wrong with the gene pool there. Even one of the nightclubs is called 'Spiders' and you're not allowed in unless you're dressed in black. Now if that ain't a big enough clue, I don't know what is. They're among us I tell ya. Among us. Is it wrong that I want to go to that club? I have lots of black. Edited May 23, 2019 by moonman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted May 23, 2019 #54 Share Posted May 23, 2019 40 minutes ago, moonman said: Is it wrong that I want to go to that club? I have lots of black. If you're into Goth's then it could well be the place for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonman Posted May 23, 2019 #55 Share Posted May 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Stiff said: If you're into Goth's then it could well be the place for you Not so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jim Posted May 23, 2019 #56 Share Posted May 23, 2019 I'll have what he's smoking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted May 23, 2019 #57 Share Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/16/2019 at 6:53 AM, Sir Wearer of Hats said: I thought I was having an invisible baby once. Turned out to be a particularly stubborn fart. Yeah I hate when that happens. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted May 23, 2019 #58 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Teasers >:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seti42 Posted May 24, 2019 #59 Share Posted May 24, 2019 (edited) "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof." -Some guy, I dunno, Sherlock Holmes? Abraham Lincoln? Edited May 24, 2019 by Seti42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xYlvax Posted May 24, 2019 #60 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Is this where Democrats came from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted May 24, 2019 #61 Share Posted May 24, 2019 11 hours ago, Seti42 said: "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof." -Some guy, I dunno, Sherlock Holmes? Abraham Lincoln? That would be Carl Sagan.."Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truck1571 Posted May 24, 2019 #62 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Genesis 6 King James Version (KJV) 6 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, 2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. Matthew 24:37 �But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.� Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted May 24, 2019 #63 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, truck1571 said: Genesis 6 King James Version (KJV) 6 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, 2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. Matthew 24:37 �But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.� Retrofitting mythology. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast Posted May 24, 2019 #64 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, truck1571 said: Genesis 6 King James Version (KJV) 6 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, 2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. Matthew 24:37 �But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.� What? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted May 24, 2019 #65 Share Posted May 24, 2019 The idea of aliens interbreeding with humans goes back to Chariots of the Gods and also I believe to Morning of the Magicians. It has been called the horny astronauts hypothesis. The way it goes is that horny astronauts have been traveling to our star and pretty soon they arrive at Earth and realize they have body parts matching Lucy and her kinfolk and go for a lusty orgy. Pretty soon the Earth becomes known as a party planet with all sorts of ancient horny alien visitors that alter the hominids into the form we have today. The current claim is that the Earth is still labeled a party planet and still visited by these sex crazed aliens from outer space. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimalists Posted May 24, 2019 #66 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, stereologist said: The idea of aliens interbreeding with humans goes back to Chariots of the Gods and also I believe to Morning of the Magicians. It has been called the horny astronauts hypothesis. The way it goes is that horny astronauts have been traveling to our star and pretty soon they arrive at Earth and realize they have body parts matching Lucy and her kinfolk and go for a lusty orgy. Pretty soon the Earth becomes known as a party planet with all sorts of ancient horny alien visitors that alter the hominids into the form we have today. The current claim is that the Earth is still labeled a party planet and still visited by these sex crazed aliens from outer space. Quote The current claim is that the Earth is still labeled a party planet and still visited by these sex crazed aliens from outer space. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted May 24, 2019 #67 Share Posted May 24, 2019 5 hours ago, truck1571 said: Genesis 6 King James Version (KJV) 6 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, 2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. Matthew 24:37 �But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.� Ezekiel 4:12-15. “Very well,” he replied, “I allow you cow's dung in place of human excrement; bake your bread on that.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DanL Posted May 24, 2019 #68 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I guess that would make the Alien visitors the ultimate Xenophiles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 24, 2019 #69 Share Posted May 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, DanL said: I guess that would make the Alien visitors the ultimate Xenophiles. Well, this is awkward. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iilaa'mpuul'xem Posted May 24, 2019 #70 Share Posted May 24, 2019 25 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Well, this is awkward. I knew the truth would eventually come out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman76 Posted May 24, 2019 #71 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Well yeah, of courses this is true. Oh wait, you guys don’t believe him? I mean what’s not to believe? You guys ever see Ozzy Osborne? You can’t tell me there isn’t some serious alien dna going on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 24, 2019 #72 Share Posted May 24, 2019 5 hours ago, stereologist said: The idea of aliens interbreeding with humans goes back to Chariots of the Gods and also I believe to Morning of the Magicians. It has been called the horny astronauts hypothesis. The way it goes is that horny astronauts have been traveling to our star and pretty soon they arrive at Earth and realize they have body parts matching Lucy and her kinfolk and go for a lusty orgy. Pretty soon the Earth becomes known as a party planet with all sorts of ancient horny alien visitors that alter the hominids into the form we have today. The current claim is that the Earth is still labeled a party planet and still visited by these sex crazed aliens from outer space. Yes. It's all true. That's why I'm here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 24, 2019 #73 Share Posted May 24, 2019 19 minutes ago, preacherman76 said: Well yeah, of courses this is true. Oh wait, you guys don’t believe him? I mean what’s not to believe? You guys ever see Ozzy Osborne? You can’t tell me there isn’t some serious alien dna going on there. It was not invisible aliens flying to Earth in flying saucers which made Ozzy like he was, it was Quote We used to have cocaine flown in by private plane." https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/music/2013/jun/06/black-sabbath-cocaine-private-plane 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman76 Posted May 24, 2019 #74 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, freetoroam said: It was not invisible aliens flying to Earth in flying saucers which made Ozzy like he was, it was I don’t know. I bet he was having his coke flown in on flying saucers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 24, 2019 #75 Share Posted May 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, preacherman76 said: I don’t know. I bet he was having his coke flown in on flying saucers. I bet he thought it was. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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