Still Waters Posted May 11, 2019 #1 Share Posted May 11, 2019 A call came into Klamath County 911 dispatch late Wednesday afternoon from a caller claiming that a man was trying to kill him with an ax. “The caller was not providing a lot of information,” said Klamath County Deputy District Attorney Cole Chase. “And was threatening, rude, and abusive to 911 dispatchers, but the officers still responded quickly.” Officers responded at high speed to the Chiloquin area. Deputies say Timothy Drennen told them that Sasquatch was the one who attacked him. https://kobi5.com/news/regional-news/man-says-sasquatch-attacked-him-with-an-ax-101711/ 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 11, 2019 #2 Share Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) Quote “Upon a subsequent investigation, there were no signs that Sasquatch was present.” Drennen is charged with misuse of 911 and initiating a false report. “This was strictly intoxication.” https://kobi5.com/news/regional-news/man-says-sasquatch-attacked-him-with-an-ax-101711/ Jeeze, what a waste of police time, but at least it got him off the streets and away from the public, for a while until next time he gets drunk. Edited May 11, 2019 by freetoroam 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVG Posted May 11, 2019 #3 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Its a shame he wasn't abducted by aliens... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HandsomeGorilla Posted May 11, 2019 #4 Share Posted May 11, 2019 First timer eating THC edibles would be my guess. Seriously. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted May 11, 2019 #5 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Was he probed too? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 11, 2019 #6 Share Posted May 11, 2019 47 minutes ago, JVG said: Its a shame he wasn't abducted by aliens... That will be his next phone call to the police after he has a skinfull. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 11, 2019 #7 Share Posted May 11, 2019 13 minutes ago, Impedancer said: Was he probed too? Not yet, wait til the aliens get him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightly Posted May 11, 2019 #8 Share Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) The fact that so few believe in Sasquatch is his greatest strength ...that and his most often appearing to inebriated people, the very people least likely to be believed ! Edited May 11, 2019 by lightly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted May 11, 2019 #9 Share Posted May 11, 2019 That's what you get for Messin' With Sasquatch. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted May 11, 2019 #10 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) have been stealing axes from woodmen now for some time. They're not buying them in the stores. So why didn't the cops investigate this a little more thoroughly? They could have set up microphones to listen for these hairy axemen and then use drones and dogs to track them down. Come to think of it, why does a Bigfoot need an axe? Is it to protect themselves from the human looney fringe elements? It's obvious I haven't got much to do right now! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted May 11, 2019 #11 Share Posted May 11, 2019 5 hours ago, lightly said: The fact that so few believe in Sasquatch is his greatest strength ...that and his most often appearing to inebriated people, the very people least likely to be believed ! Chances are he will not remember it when he wakes up the next day after a night in the cells, so yeah, least likely to be believed is pretty spot on. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unusual Tournament Posted May 11, 2019 #12 Share Posted May 11, 2019 1 hour ago, freetoroam said: Chances are he will not remember it when he wakes up the next day after a night in the cells, so yeah, least likely to be believed is pretty spot on. Yeah but Bigfoot has to live with the stigma of being an ax murderer for the rest of his life. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted May 11, 2019 #13 Share Posted May 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Captain Risky said: Yeah but Bigfoot has to live with the stigma of being an ax murderer for the rest of his life. Noooo! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darla Card Posted May 12, 2019 #14 Share Posted May 12, 2019 with axe.. really. seems like a goof ball in a costume.. or getting even with him for a reason.. leave something alone that wants too be left alone.. not everything is bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchopwn Posted May 12, 2019 #15 Share Posted May 12, 2019 So the lesson of the story is: "Never mention a sasquatch to police. Tell them that some sort of tall perverted furry in an ape costume is attacking you with an axe instead." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumbo Gumbo Posted May 12, 2019 #16 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Yep, sounds like alcohol was involved. But there was a Guy a few months back that wrecked His truck and blamed it on a big foot. Apparently He wasn't drunk. So who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted May 13, 2019 #17 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I wonder if this incident will be recorded as a bigfoot sighting in the BFRO database. A bigfoot using an axe would actually lessen the likelihood of it being real. If they use tools, we would have come across many of them throughout the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted May 13, 2019 #18 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I'm more inclined to believe the fable of the Honest Woodman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient Zero Posted May 15, 2019 #19 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Gotta find a way to pass the time when the cable goes out, i suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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