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Man says Sasquatch attacked him with an ax

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A call came into Klamath County 911 dispatch late Wednesday afternoon from a caller claiming that a man was trying to kill him with an ax.

“The caller was not providing a lot of information,” said Klamath County Deputy District Attorney Cole Chase. “And was threatening, rude, and abusive to 911 dispatchers, but the officers still responded quickly.”

Officers responded at high speed to the Chiloquin area.

Deputies say Timothy Drennen told them that Sasquatch was the one who attacked him.

https://kobi5.com/news/regional-news/man-says-sasquatch-attacked-him-with-an-ax-101711/

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freetoroam
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 “Upon a subsequent investigation, there were no signs that Sasquatch was present.”

Drennen is charged with misuse of 911 and initiating a false report.

“This was strictly intoxication.”

https://kobi5.com/news/regional-news/man-says-sasquatch-attacked-him-with-an-ax-101711/

Jeeze, what  a waste of police time, but at least it got him off the streets and away from the public, for a while until next time he gets drunk.

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JVG

Its a shame he wasn't abducted by aliens...

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Not Your Huckleberry

First timer eating THC edibles would be my guess.

Seriously.

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Impedancer

Was he probed too?

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freetoroam
47 minutes ago, JVG said:

Its a shame he wasn't abducted by aliens...

That will be his next phone call to the police after he has a skinfull.

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freetoroam
13 minutes ago, Impedancer said:

Was he probed too?

Not yet, wait til the aliens get him. ;)

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lightly
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The fact that so few believe in Sasquatch is his greatest strength ...that and his most often appearing to inebriated people,  the very people least likely to be believed !

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Hawken

That's what you get for Messin' With Sasquatch.

 

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Ozymandias

Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) have been stealing axes from woodmen now for some time. They're not buying them in the stores. So why didn't the cops investigate this a little more thoroughly? They could have set up microphones to listen for these hairy axemen and then use drones and dogs to track them down.

Come to think of it, why does a Bigfoot need an axe? Is it to protect themselves from the human looney fringe elements?

It's obvious I haven't got much to do right now!

 

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freetoroam
5 hours ago, lightly said:

The fact that so few believe in Sasquatch is his greatest strength ...that and his most often appearing to inebriated people,  the very people least likely to be believed !

Chances are he will not remember it when he wakes up the next day after a night in the cells, so yeah, least likely to be believed is pretty spot on.

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Captain Risky
1 hour ago, freetoroam said:

Chances are he will not remember it when he wakes up the next day after a night in the cells, so yeah, least likely to be believed is pretty spot on.

Yeah but Bigfoot has to live with the stigma of being an ax murderer for the rest of his life. 

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Stiff
1 hour ago, Captain Risky said:

Yeah but Bigfoot has to live with the stigma of being an ax murderer for the rest of his life. 

Noooo! 

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Darla Card

with axe.. really. seems like a goof ball in a costume.. or getting even with him for a reason.. leave something alone that wants too be left alone.. not everything is bad.

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Alchopwn

So the lesson of the story is: "Never mention a sasquatch to police.  Tell them that some sort of tall perverted furry in an ape costume is attacking you with an axe instead." 

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Mumbo Gumbo

Yep, sounds like alcohol was involved. But there was a Guy a few months back that wrecked His truck and blamed it on a big foot. Apparently He wasn't drunk. So who knows?

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Myles

I wonder if this incident will be recorded as a bigfoot sighting in the BFRO database.

A bigfoot using an axe would actually lessen the likelihood of it being real.  If they use tools, we would have come across many of them throughout the years.

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Habitat

I'm more inclined to believe the fable of the Honest Woodman.

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Patient Zero

Gotta find a way to pass the time when the cable goes out, i suppose.

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