UM-Bot Posted May 13, 2019 #1 Share Posted May 13, 2019 German police investigating three crossbow deaths have discovered two more bodies hundreds of miles away. https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/327680/germany-gripped-by-crossbow-deaths-mystery 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Falukorv Posted May 18, 2019 #2 Share Posted May 18, 2019 maybe wilhelm tell was drunk ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted May 22, 2019 #3 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Well, that would hurt... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotic Jew Posted May 24, 2019 #4 Share Posted May 24, 2019 How can you tell if a crossbow is dead? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchopwn Posted August 5, 2019 #5 Share Posted August 5, 2019 645km apart? That's good range, and good accuracy (assuming it wasn't an accident). 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted August 6, 2019 #6 Share Posted August 6, 2019 On 25/05/2019 at 2:33 AM, Robotic Jew said: How can you tell if a crossbow is dead? Give it a prod. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted August 6, 2019 #7 Share Posted August 6, 2019 On 5/22/2019 at 1:49 PM, pallidin said: Well, that would hurt... Yeah, all in all, if I had to be murdered I think I'd prefer a heavy caliber round to the base of the skull. Just sayin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchopwn Posted August 7, 2019 #8 Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) I have solved the mystery. Arrest JoergSprave. He's German. He has crossbows galore. He's obviously a bit crazy. If it wasn't Joerg, I'll bet he knows the person whodunit. The evidence against Joerg Sprave Edited August 7, 2019 by Alchopwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofGardener Posted August 7, 2019 #9 Share Posted August 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Alchopwn said: I have solved the mystery. Arrest JoergSprave. He's german. He has crossbows galore. He's obviously a bit crazy. If it wasn't Joerg, I'll bet he knows the person whodunit. The evidence against Joerg Sprave Hmm.. and how on EARTH did you "happen" to come across that Youtube channel ? Anything you'd like to tell us at this point ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchopwn Posted August 7, 2019 #10 Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, RoofGardener said: Hmm.. and how on EARTH did you "happen" to come across that Youtube channel ? Anything you'd like to tell us at this point ? I was looking up punt guns Punt gun in action and I came across Joerg. As I had read about China's famous chu-ko-nu repeater crossbow, I was interested to see what Joerg had done. Now he looks super guilty. I admit that I am also intensely jealous of Joerg as I would like to own a crossbow or two, but presently can't justify the expense. Edited August 7, 2019 by Alchopwn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted August 7, 2019 #11 Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Alchopwn said: I would like to own a crossbow or two, but presently can't justify the expense. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aztek Posted September 9, 2019 #12 Share Posted September 9, 2019 On 8/7/2019 at 9:11 AM, Alchopwn said: I was looking up punt guns Punt gun in action and I came across Joerg. As I had read about China's famous chu-ko-nu repeater crossbow, I was interested to see what Joerg had done. Now he looks super guilty. I admit that I am also intensely jealous of Joerg as I would like to own a crossbow or two, but presently can't justify the expense. i was at county fair in NY several weeks ago, they had Gatling punt gun there, do not know who well it shot, but it looked like a work of art, handcrafted from wood, with a tripod, and it was a life size model, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchopwn Posted September 10, 2019 #13 Share Posted September 10, 2019 13 hours ago, aztek said: i was at county fair in NY several weeks ago, they had Gatling punt gun there, do not know who well it shot, but it looked like a work of art, handcrafted from wood, with a tripod, and it was a life size model, FFS! A gatling punt gun? Are we expecting swarms of velociraptors? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankenhunter Posted September 10, 2019 #14 Share Posted September 10, 2019 On 8/7/2019 at 5:53 AM, Alchopwn said: I have solved the mystery. Arrest JoergSprave. He's German. He has crossbows galore. He's obviously a bit crazy. If it wasn't Joerg, I'll bet he knows the person whodunit. The evidence against Joerg Sprave You MONSTER! Joerg is doing what every red blooded male would love to do. Obviously you haven't seen his skill saw blade crossbow at work. The man has no need for arrows (bolts). I applaud his insanity and disregard for personal safety. Thanks to him, I can now live vicariously through Joerg without fear of self discombobulation. The man is a national treasure. /why yes, I am a crossbow enthusiast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted September 11, 2019 #15 Share Posted September 11, 2019 There was an update on this a few weeks ago. Police are thinking it might be a strange murder/suicide pact. Possible suicide pact in macabre crossbow murders: https://abogado.com.ph/possible-suicide-pact-in-macabre-crossbow-murders/ 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted September 12, 2019 #16 Share Posted September 12, 2019 Wow... If I were suicidal, I think I could find an easier passage than being ambushed unawares by a crossbow bolt Imagine the archer being a poor shot and getting that thing in the guts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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