Hell exists and it's horrible

[ant0n]

Three guys, Brett, Carl and Bob, found themselves in Hell. They were a little confused at their present situation. They were startled to see a door in the wall open. Behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.

The voice of the Devil was heard: "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.

This understandably shook up the other two. They both jumped when a second door opened. They saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.

The voice of the Devil was heard: "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.

Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious. He feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:

"Cindy, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this man!"

:/

Edited May 19, 2019 by anton00

[Piney]

9 minutes ago, anton00 said:

She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.

 

10 minutes ago, anton00 said:

 She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.

HEY!! @Iilaa'mpuul'xem  HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOUR CHICKS!!!! 

[Commander CMG]

30 minutes ago, Piney said:

 

HEY!! @Iilaa'mpuul'xem  HE'S TALKING ABOUT YOUR CHICKS!!!! 

I think she smells divine...