Calibeliever Posted July 12, 2019 #51 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, HSlim said: I work for the Dept of Defense. Trust me, ... Welcome to UM 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSlim Posted July 12, 2019 #52 Share Posted July 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Calibeliever said: Welcome to UM Thanks. Actually been coming here for the better part of 10 or more years, just never set up an account to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted July 12, 2019 #53 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Would a road blockade about 10 miles out dissuade most from walking the last 10 miles across the desert? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Desertrat56 Posted July 12, 2019 #54 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Tatetopa said: Would a road blockade about 10 miles out dissuade most from walking the last 10 miles across the desert? Probably, not very many people walk that far any more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pallidin Posted July 15, 2019 #55 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Let me guess... that date for en-masse civilian infiltration of Groom Lake will come and go without incident, and a new date will be set, and set again, and set again, and set again... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorg Posted July 15, 2019 #56 Share Posted July 15, 2019 It will never happen, and if it does I am sure sonic / sound and other non lethal weapons would keep people at bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripGun Posted July 15, 2019 #57 Share Posted July 15, 2019 In other news, local funeral home gearing up for what could be a record breaking year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofGardener Posted July 15, 2019 #58 Share Posted July 15, 2019 8 hours ago, pallidin said: Let me guess... that date for en-masse civilian infiltration of Groom Lake will come and go without incident, and a new date will be set, and set again, and set again, and set again... Well, September 20th isn't THAT far away. Lets wait and see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofGardener Posted July 15, 2019 #59 Share Posted July 15, 2019 On 7/11/2019 at 3:04 PM, Dark_Grey said: There's likely nothing of importance at Area 51 any more. When it first started drawing media attention, everything worth keeping secret would have been moved to another location. Let Area 51 have all the mystique and mystery - it keeps people from snooping around other military installations. Wouldn't THAT be amazing ? They storm the fence, enter the base, and find.... a whole bunch of completely empty hangars ? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotDeerie Posted July 15, 2019 #60 Share Posted July 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, RoofGardener said: Wouldn't THAT be amazing ? They storm the fence, enter the base, and find.... a whole bunch of completely empty hangars ? Or.... - all the lost single socks from every dryer for the last 50 years - every tooth the "Tooth Fairy" paid for - all the cookies and sour milk that had been left out for Santa - rotten eggs the Easter Bunny never delivered - every diary that every teenage girl started on Jan 1 and never wrote in again after Jan 5 - all the hair that's ever fallen out of a bald man's head - file cabinets of conspiracy theories about JFK's assassination - more file cabinets of conspiracy theories about the moon landing - one small file cabinet theorizing QEII is a lizard Any other ideas? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSlim Posted July 15, 2019 #61 Share Posted July 15, 2019 (edited) Gonna have a whole lot of "training casualties" if some of the people who don't realize that it was a joke actually try this.... Edited July 15, 2019 by HSlim full comment didn't post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Grey Posted July 15, 2019 #62 Share Posted July 15, 2019 2 hours ago, RoofGardener said: Wouldn't THAT be amazing ? They storm the fence, enter the base, and find.... a whole bunch of completely empty hangars ? A couple of really bored security guards reading comic books and drinking soda in the parking lot lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted July 15, 2019 #63 Share Posted July 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Dark_Grey said: A couple of really bored security guards reading comic books and drinking soda in the parking lot lol Probably these ones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Surfer Posted July 15, 2019 #64 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Cmon.. they'll need escalators and travolators all the way to area 51 just to get 3/4 of them there. Too much lard to get over the first hill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostHuntAdvisor Posted July 15, 2019 #65 Share Posted July 15, 2019 If anything comes of this, this will be Nellis's response. A military grade sonic weapon. Whether it's a prank or not the threat is treated as real and a response will be readied. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trelane Posted July 15, 2019 #66 Share Posted July 15, 2019 The ridiculousness of the whole thing is very amusing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Surfer Posted July 15, 2019 #67 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Lets face it the aliens are rubbing their what passes for hands with glee at all the probing that's gonna get done. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted July 15, 2019 #68 Share Posted July 15, 2019 (edited) The last idiot has not been born yet. I strongly advice those contemplating if they're going to storm Area 51 not to do so and pick up a hobby. Edited July 15, 2019 by Impedancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Desertrat56 Posted July 15, 2019 #69 Share Posted July 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, Impedancer said: The last idiot has not been born yet. I strongly advice those contemplating if they're going to storm Area 51 not to do so and pick up a hobby. It was already confirmed as a hoax, but it has been fun to talk about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the frog Posted July 16, 2019 #70 Share Posted July 16, 2019 On 7/9/2019 at 2:17 PM, sci-nerd said: It's their own fault for keeping such a hot brand. If they changed their name to something else, like "Location 98", nobody would care about it anymore. Location 69 maybe ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted July 16, 2019 #71 Share Posted July 16, 2019 8 hours ago, Jon the frog said: Location 69 maybe ? Now that's place people would want to storm. Possibly even breaking in the back door. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted July 16, 2019 #72 Share Posted July 16, 2019 (edited) On 11/07/2019 at 3:04 PM, Dark_Grey said: There's likely nothing of importance at Area 51 any more. When it first started drawing media attention, everything worth keeping secret would have been moved to another location. Let Area 51 have all the mystique and mystery - it keeps people from snooping around other military installations. Well, there's still a lot of traffic to/from Las Vegas. Look up Las Vegas International on a flight tracker and look out for the 'Janet' flights that usually show their destination, if they show a destination at all, as TonopahTest Range. Edited July 16, 2019 by Dumbledore the Awesome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timothy Posted July 16, 2019 #73 Share Posted July 16, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skliss Posted July 16, 2019 #74 Share Posted July 16, 2019 13 hours ago, Babe bambino said: People clearly dont have the will to live anymore. It would be a good way to go out hehehe I would want an alien to abduct me and take me to their spaceship and then we can dance to some intergalactic tunes!!!! Nah....they have a good beat, but you just can't dance to them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted July 16, 2019 #75 Share Posted July 16, 2019 I wouldn't mind if they all got shot. Too many idiots as it is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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