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Woman splits from her 'ghost pirate' husband

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Susanc241

???:wacko::blink:

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Orphalesion

Was he really a ghost pirate or a pirate ghost?
A ghost pirate is a ghost who then  chooses to become a pirate, a pirate ghost is the ghost of someone who was a pirate in life.

Or is it the other way around....?

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Jaded1

FFS

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XenoFish

He must have been a dead beat husband.:lol:

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sci-nerd
45 minutes ago, UM-Bot said:

Amanda Teague claims that her 300-year-old significant other was an 'energy vampire' who tried to kill her.

https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/329252/woman-splits-from-her-ghost-pirate-husband

Aye! And now she's ghosting him.

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sci-nerd
22 minutes ago, Orphalesion said:

Was he really a ghost pirate or a pirate ghost?
A ghost pirate is a ghost who then  chooses to become a pirate, a pirate ghost is the ghost of someone who was a pirate in life.

Or is it the other way around....?

A ghost pirate is a dead pirate's spirit. A pirate ghost, is when you don't have a licence to spook.

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Kaikou

I heard from a friend that he gave her scurvy. :o

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Taun

Which brings us to this announcement kids... Don't do drugs!

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XenoFish

This kind of crazy is probably going to be the new thing. Ghost lovers, alien affairs, the future is insane, literally.

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freetoroam

All jokes aside, this is really quite sad and they should never have closed the asylums.

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Orphalesion
1 hour ago, OverSword said:

No, a ghost pirate is a classic Scooby-Doo nemesis that is actually a groundskeeper or janitor in disguise.  Note the mask.

Pish-Posh! That show is nothing more than a pro-drug propaganda cartoon! Bunch of beatniks driving around in their garishly painted van having "adventures" with "ghosts" yeeeeeaaah right!

32 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

This kind of crazy is probably going to be the new thing. Ghost lovers, alien affairs, the future is insane, literally.

Because it gets attention. But really hasn't it always? I was to young to really consciously notice the nineties, but those Sick Sad World segments in Daria have to be a parody of something.

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4 minutes ago, Orphalesion said:

Pish-Posh! That show is nothing more than a pro-drug propaganda cartoon! Bunch of beatniks driving around in their garishly painted van having "adventures" with "ghosts" yeeeeeaaah right!

Because it gets attention. But really hasn't it always? I was to young to really consciously notice the nineties, but those Sick Sad World segments in Daria have to be a parody of something.

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'Walt' E. Kurtz

She lost her bum chum pirate.

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OverSword
1 minute ago, Orphalesion said:

Pish-Posh! That show is nothing more than a pro-drug propaganda cartoon!

But I do love Scooby Snacks

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Orphalesion
4 minutes ago, OverSword said:

But I do love Scooby Snacks

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Those better be "medicinal" Scooby Snacks...

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Piney
1 hour ago, acute said:

It's very sad that they've split up.

 

Ferrets.....

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OverSword
5 minutes ago, Orphalesion said:

Those better be "medicinal" Scooby Snacks...

I wish.

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the13bats

So she uses the name Jack Teague, Capt Edward Teague was Jack Sparrows dad in the diznee films and has a brother named Jack who is Sparrows uncle,

These are fantasy films, make believe characters owned by diznee.

 

but the whole thing takes me back to yellowbeard...a rape and no cuddle...crawl crawl stagger stagger.

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