'Storm Area 51' founder cancels festival

[UM-Bot 9,451]

The 'Alienstock' festival set to take place in Nevada next week has been canceled after its founder pulled out.

https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/330352/storm-area-51-founder-cancels-festival

[AllPossible 480]

It's too late. I'm already on my way there.

[freetoroam 40,812]

Well thats a shame, I was hoping the article was going to say he pulled out because he had been abducted by aliens. He has missed out on the alien probing. 

[Hawken 7,286]

Maybe they should storm the US Congress and demand Term Limits.

[Dark_Grey 14,539]

Epstein is almost phased out of the media cycle. This little stunt did it's part. *Adjusts tinfoil hat* 

[Scholar4Truth 2,492]

So this whole plot to storm Area 51 was a farce after all. 

[Robotic Jew 4,319]

6 hours ago, freetoroam said:

Well thats a shame, I was hoping the article was going to say he pulled out because he had been abducted by aliens. He has missed out on the alien probing. 

Maybe he was afraid the aliens wouldn't pull out...

[Twisted_Caulk 19]

Do you think KFC will bring back that Double Down sandwhich they had in like 2010? I was in college at the time, and I really wanted to try it but lacked funds. Now I am ready to buy buy buy!

[third_eye 45,646]

@acute couldn't get his sharpie on the map of area 52

~

 

[Robotic Jew 4,319]

31 minutes ago, Twisted_Caulk said:

Do you think KFC will bring back that Double Down sandwhich they had in like 2010? I was in college at the time, and I really wanted to try it but lacked funds. Now I am ready to buy buy buy!

Those were sooooo goood!! And part of the reason I gained 60lbs in 3 months.

[Gwynbleidd 6,400]

12 hours ago, freetoroam said:

Well thats a shame, I was hoping the article was going to say he pulled out because he had been abducted by aliens. He has missed out on the alien probing. 

Darn right they have

 

[DieChecker 24,967]

You just know that several hundred yahoos are still probably going to show up at the Area 51 gates...

And try to cross those scrub bush hills...

Facebook can be used to make Darwinism work faster.

Edited September 12, 2019 by DieChecker