ExpandMyMind Posted September 20, 2019 #1 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Quote A man has been ordered to carry out unpaid work after he farted at police during a strip search, telling them: “How do you like that?” Disgruntled Stuart Cook deliberately broke wind three times during the search after being caught with cannabis. ---------------- She said he “deliberately farted in the direction of the officer three times, stating, ‘how do you like that?’”. Cook, of Anne Street, Stonehaven, previously pled guilty to possession of cannabis and to behaving in a threatening or abusive manner by shouting and screaming aggressively, displaying aggressive body language, making a lewd remark towards police and “intentionally flatulating” in the direction of police. https://www.scotsman.com/news/crime/man-in-court-after-deliberately-farting-at-police-and-asking-how-do-you-like-that-1-5008255 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros of Skaro Posted September 20, 2019 #2 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Assault with a deadly weapon no doubt. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpandMyMind Posted September 20, 2019 Author #3 Share Posted September 20, 2019 18 minutes ago, Davros of Skaro said: Assault with a deadly weapon no doubt. Silent but deadly. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer77 Posted September 20, 2019 #4 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Im afraid I would have beaten a ****** ****** to death if someone had pulled that when I had to do strip searches. That being said considering he was being arrested for freaking cannabis, good on him, hope they pass it on to their bosses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros of Skaro Posted September 20, 2019 #5 Share Posted September 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, ExpandMyMind said: Silent but deadly. Extra charges for using a silencer. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted September 20, 2019 #6 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Lol, Funny but so wrong. I would have been completely embarrassed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted September 20, 2019 #7 Share Posted September 20, 2019 I've been known to clear a room after a couple of small packs of raisins... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 20, 2019 #8 Share Posted September 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Davros of Skaro said: Assault with a deadly weapon no doubt. Fixed that for you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 20, 2019 #9 Share Posted September 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, Katniss said: Lol, Funny but so wrong. I would have been completely embarrassed. If I was one of the cops I'd have laughed at him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer77 Posted September 20, 2019 #10 Share Posted September 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, XenoFish said: If I was one of the cops I'd have laughed at him. As long as you werent the cop with "tunnel duty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 20, 2019 #11 Share Posted September 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Farmer77 said: As long as you werent the cop with "tunnel duty" If that was the case I'd worry about getting sharted on. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Desertrat56 Posted September 20, 2019 #12 Share Posted September 20, 2019 What kind of cannabis was he using? That does not sound like he actually used any, just had it on him. They should have let him smoke a joint before the arrested him, then he would have been more mellow and compliant. In the U.S. I think the every one convicted of a road rage incident should be prescribed one joint in the morning. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted September 26, 2019 #13 Share Posted September 26, 2019 "A man has been given a community sentence after farting in the general direction of police during a strip search." "Cook, from Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire, had previously admitted to possession of cannabis and to behaving in a threatening or abusive manner by shouting and screaming aggressively, displaying aggressive body language, making a lewd remark towards police and ‘intentionally flatulating’ in the direction of police." Full short report at the UK Metro: https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/23/stuart-cook-spared-jail-for-aggressive-fart-at-police-in-aberdeen-10790287/? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooklynGuy Posted September 26, 2019 #14 Share Posted September 26, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eldorado said: "A man has been given a community sentence after farting in the general direction of police during a strip search." "Cook, from Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire, had previously admitted to possession of cannabis and to behaving in a threatening or abusive manner by shouting and screaming aggressively, displaying aggressive body language, making a lewd remark towards police and ‘intentionally flatulating’ in the direction of police." Full short report at the UK Metro: https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/23/stuart-cook-spared-jail-for-aggressive-fart-at-police-in-aberdeen-10790287/? Thanks for posting can always use a good laugh. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted September 26, 2019 #15 Share Posted September 26, 2019 The judge could perhaps be persuaded to be more lenient if he was down wind from the police ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted September 26, 2019 #16 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Day made. If only there were video footage of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted September 26, 2019 #17 Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Stiff said: Day made. If only there were video footage of it. Are you expecting to see a change in the colors of the wind? ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted September 26, 2019 #18 Share Posted September 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, third_eye said: Are you expecting to see a change in the colors of the wind? ~ No, but I was expecting to see a change in the expression on the face of the recipient 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted September 26, 2019 #19 Share Posted September 26, 2019 It's not the first time he's done it either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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