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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly."

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..."

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So is the patient a cat ie nine lives?

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