ant0n Posted September 25, 2019 #1 Share Posted September 25, 2019 A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly." "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" "Nine..." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted September 26, 2019 #2 Share Posted September 26, 2019 So is the patient a cat ie nine lives? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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