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Sausage leaves vegan "Traumatised for life’

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XenoFish

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XenoFish

You know what has happened by now. Her whole fridge is filled with bacon, all corners, there is no more room for plants in there. In her kitchen cabinets she's got can after can of chili beans and spam. 

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Mantis914
9 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

You know what has happened by now. Her whole fridge is filled with bacon, all corners, there is no more room for plants in there. In her kitchen cabinets she's got can after can of chili beans and spam. 

That makes me think of that Married with Children episode where Peg Bundy manages to drag down a healthy fitness instructor to her state of laziness, eating bon bons and laying on the couch with her watching TV

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Montmorency the Dog

The future of the economy will be in the hands of these people. 

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Montmorency the Dog

Although I think "Traumatized by Sausage" will be the name of my band. 

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HandsomeGorilla

Sausage rolls contain sausage? Now that's something you don't see every day. 

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Montmorency the Dog
11 minutes ago, Not Your Huckleberry said:

Sausage rolls contain sausage? Now that's something you don't see every day. 

It comes as a surprise to most people, I think. I don't know if I've ever seen a sausage roll (in the traditional British sense, see below) that's ever contained anything recognisable as a sausage. 

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Stiff
10 minutes ago, Not Your Huckleberry said:

Sausage rolls contain sausage? Now that's something you don't see every day. 

Exactly.  I mean, the clue is even in the title to aid with any confusion. 

Wait until she asks for a creampie though. That's when the fun will really start. w00t.gif

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Piney
8 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

It comes as a surprise to most people, I think. I don't know if I've ever seen a sausage roll (in the traditional British sense, see below) that's ever contained anything recognisable as a sausage. 

I don't think English cooking resembles anything recognizable as "food" or "edible". :o

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freetoroam

Greggs do vegan sausage rolls.

This is a big mistake!!! DO NOT MAKE THEM. 

Sausage rolls contain meat, why would the vegans even want anything which looks like one? I just do not get it. 

With all their recipes, can they not create dishes which do not resemble burgers or sausage rolls? 

Again, why do they want anything which resembles food they will not eat? 

 

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XenoFish
2 minutes ago, freetoroam said:

Greggs do vegan sausage rolls.

This is a big mistake!!! DO NOT MAKE THEM. 

Sausage rolls contain meat, why would the vegans even want anything which looks like one? I just do not get it. 

With all their recipes, can they not create dishes which do not resemble burgers or sausage rolls? 

Again, why do they want anything which resembles food they will not eat? 

 

Because subconsciously they do want cheese burgers and chicken nuggets.

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OverSword
31 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

It comes as a surprise to most people, I think. I don't know if I've ever seen a sausage roll (in the traditional British sense, see below) that's ever contained anything recognisable as a sausage. 

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That looks gross.  Here a sausage roll has a sausage in it.

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Iilaa'mpuul'xem

Pathetic.... another foreign student looking for a payday...

Suck it up buttercup and get yourself a hot dog.

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rashore

I can understand being upset by the mistake of being given a meat roll instead of the vegan one. I can understand why she felt physically ill once she realized it was meat instead of vegan- sometimes folks get reactions to foods, even when they aren't actually allergic to those foods. But I think traumatized for life at the age of 20 is a bit of an overstatement.

And looking at the Gregg's baked menu... dang, I really wish we had something like that around here. There's a summer vendor that does wonderful pastys, but no one does baked savory goodies like that.

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Montmorency the Dog
1 minute ago, Iilaa'mpuul'xem said:

Suck it up buttercup

and that'll be the title of the first song from Traumatised by Sausage. A contemporary reworking of the 1968 classic from the Foundations. 

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Montmorency the Dog

aren't you impressed that I knew it  was the ... well ok, I looked it up on Google. :mellow:

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Iilaa'mpuul'xem
Just now, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

and that'll be the title of the first song from Traumatised by Sausage. A contemporary reworking of the 1968 classic from the Foundations. 

God.. you have put that into my head head. I will be singing it all night :tu:

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Iilaa'mpuul'xem
2 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

aren't you impressed that I knew it  was the ... well ok, I looked it up on Google. :mellow:

I was, sadly I knew it.. its my brothers favourite song @Piney :yes:

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rashore
5 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

and that'll be the title of the first song from Traumatised by Sausage. A contemporary reworking of the 1968 classic from the Foundations. 

 

4 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

aren't you impressed that I knew it  was the ... well ok, I looked it up on Google. :mellow:

Not that impressed. I knew it without Google. A fave song of mine I've often changed the lyrics to to suit my mood... Suck it up works well there :)

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Piney
5 minutes ago, Iilaa'mpuul'xem said:

I was, sadly I knew it.. its my brothers favourite song @Piney :yes:

How did you manage to hear me humming it over the noise of the shotgun? :huh:

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OverSword

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Piney
5 minutes ago, rashore said:

Not that impressed. I knew it without Google. A fave song of mine I've often changed the lyrics to to suit my mood... Suck it up works well there :)

 

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rashore
4 minutes ago, Piney said:

 

Ah now... that was a refreshing three minute dance break in my UM surfing.

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