Popular Post Aquila King Posted October 6, 2019 Popular Post #1 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Televangelist Perry Stone can't stop texting while speaking in tongues. When you're leading service and get the "I want a divorce" text ^ It's just yet more evidence of how it's all a total act. 1 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted October 6, 2019 #2 Share Posted October 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, Aquila King said: Televangelist Perry Stone can't stop texting while speaking in tongues. Schmuck...... 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted October 6, 2019 #3 Share Posted October 6, 2019 52 minutes ago, Aquila King said: Televangelist Perry Stone can't stop texting while speaking in tongues. When you're leading service and get the "I want a divorce" text ^ It's just yet more evidence of how it's all a total act. It looks like he is tongue tided 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted October 6, 2019 #4 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Why is there someone wiping the table, is he spitting as he is blabbing a load of nonsense? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartan max2 Posted October 6, 2019 #5 Share Posted October 6, 2019 How few brain cells does a person have to have to watch this guy texting and still think his speaking in tongues are legit. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted October 6, 2019 #6 Share Posted October 6, 2019 (edited) My interpretation of the pastor and his holy rolling nonsense Ooogity bai boogity (checks phone) “I want a divorce, I am taking everything!” ooobamba dajimbaba... “aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh” (a crap, ho gonna be smooth rolling my butt.” Edited October 6, 2019 by newbloodmoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted October 6, 2019 #7 Share Posted October 6, 2019 He needs to apologize, make a huge donation to charity and retire. He's done. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted October 6, 2019 #8 Share Posted October 6, 2019 4 hours ago, freetoroam said: Why is there someone wiping the table, is he spitting as he is blabbing a load of nonsense? Knocked over his beer. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted October 6, 2019 #9 Share Posted October 6, 2019 24 minutes ago, newbloodmoon said: My interpretation of the pastor and his holy rolling nonsense Tell you what,a generation past I did have snake handling, glossolalia spouting in-laws. Nice people, though as a kid you wouldn't want to stay at their house over the weekend., 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiXilver Posted October 6, 2019 #10 Share Posted October 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, Tatetopa said: Tell you what,a generation past I did have snake handling, glossolalia spouting in-laws. Nice people, though as a kid you wouldn't want to stay at their house over the weekend., Now the prospect of a weekend at their place, is a true halloween horror story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Pettytalk Posted October 6, 2019 #11 Share Posted October 6, 2019 What's the novelty here? It's been going on for ages. Some are easy to spot, and some are more elusive. And more importantly, religion is not the only bait. Human nature and the striving for survival of the fittest, at its best. It's best for some to take advantage of those they believe are the weaker. There are those that believe they can survive better by having more material wealth than others. For certain, those of like nature, these that are caught red-handed, must be atheists, otherwise they would not use that very religion as their tool for their "crimes." If they actually believed it, they could not possibly be foolish enough to risk damnation, or could they? But I'm thinking that there is a good chance that they too are being used by the Big Fisherman, as bait, for those who foolishly follow the baited hook, one baited with the material wealth preached by these prosperity preachers, who are the worms on the hook. After all they preach that money seeded to them will yield a larger crop for those seeding the ministries. You shall know the tree by its fruit. And what will a man gain if it gains the whole world and lose his soul?, etc.... Apparently the faithful flock of these prosperity ministries never consider certain passages in the book they are said to follow. But, these wiggly worms can be very deceptive even to those that bother reading, as they are very good at twisting and stretching the words which they gladly interpret for the readers, as well as for the listeners. Bottom line.....these preachers (legal thieves) get what they ask, because those that give want more of what they give......material wealth. Apparently the faithful flock are not concerned with such words as these: Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal.… There is an old saying, "a man warned is half saved", and the rest is up for grabs! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Pettytalk Posted October 6, 2019 #12 Share Posted October 6, 2019 6 hours ago, Manwon Lender said: It looks like he is tongue tided Perhaps he's using google translate to read God's text to him. Even God must be hooked on the use of smart phones these days. Apple Iphone, no doubt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted October 6, 2019 #13 Share Posted October 6, 2019 His wife is texting him to pick up eggs and milk on the way home. And keeps adding to the list. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hammerclaw Posted December 23, 2019 #14 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Speaking in Tongues means speaking fluently in other languages--not gibbering like a loon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Liquid Gardens Posted December 23, 2019 #15 Share Posted December 23, 2019 10 hours ago, Hammerclaw said: Speaking in Tongues means speaking fluently in other languages--not gibbering like a loon. Depends on the denomination I think. He's doing the glossolalia version of speaking in tongues, which essentially may as well be gibberish. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hammerclaw Posted December 23, 2019 #16 Share Posted December 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Liquid Gardens said: Depends on the denomination I think. He's doing the glossolalia version of speaking in tongues, which essentially may as well be gibberish. The Biblical account was that which I referred to, which was understandable utterances. Charismatics rave on, incoherently, in one of their Apostolic seizures and call that "speaking in tongues". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Liquid Gardens Posted December 23, 2019 #17 Share Posted December 23, 2019 26 minutes ago, Hammerclaw said: The Biblical account was that which I referred to, which was understandable utterances. Charismatics rave on, incoherently, in one of their Apostolic seizures and call that "speaking in tongues". Corinthians 1 implies that the glossolalia version was also around: "2 For anyone who speaks in a tongue[a] does not speak to people but to God. Indeed, no one understands them; they utter mysteries by the Spirit." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hammerclaw Posted December 23, 2019 #18 Share Posted December 23, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Liquid Gardens said: Corinthians 1 implies that the glossolalia version was also around: "2 For anyone who speaks in a tongue[a] does not speak to people but to God. Indeed, no one understands them; they utter mysteries by the Spirit." A revisionist interpolation, directly contradicting the original event in Acts. In that, everyone understood what was being said, as if in their own language. First Corinthians sounds like an apologist for chicanery. And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. 2 And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting. 3 And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them. 4 And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance. 5 And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven. 6 Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language. 7 And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans? 8 And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born? Edited December 23, 2019 by Hammerclaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eight bits Posted December 23, 2019 #19 Share Posted December 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Hammerclaw said: A revisionist interpolation, directly contradicting the original event in Acts. Acts was written decades after 1 Corinthians. Peter Kirby's widely admired estimates (reflecting moderate mainstream scholars) are 50-60 for Paul's letter versus 80-130 for Acts. http://earlychristianwritings.com/ In neither work was Paul present for the Pentecost event; in his letter, he's describing what was going on in Corinth, not what may or may not have happened years before in Jerusalem. Even if something like that really had happened, Paul's letters never refer to it in any recognizable way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hammerclaw Posted December 23, 2019 #20 Share Posted December 23, 2019 (edited) 55 minutes ago, eight bits said: Acts was written decades after 1 Corinthians. Peter Kirby's widely admired estimates (reflecting moderate mainstream scholars) are 50-60 for Paul's letter versus 80-130 for Acts. http://earlychristianwritings.com/ In neither work was Paul present for the Pentecost event; in his letter, he's describing what was going on in Corinth, not what may or may not have happened years before in Jerusalem. Even if something like that really had happened, Paul's letters never refer to it in any recognizable way. I prefer the estimates of conservative scholars which narrows the gap, considerably, between the two. In any event, there's no certainty of authorship or date written of much of the canonical scriptures and apocrypha, so it boils down to what one chooses to believe. Edited December 23, 2019 by Hammerclaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoWhatNow Posted December 27, 2019 #21 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Oh, the doubters! He was obviously texting in tongues, for those that couldn't make it to the service. What a great preacher. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted December 27, 2019 #22 Share Posted December 27, 2019 38 minutes ago, SoWhatNow said: Oh, the doubters! He was obviously texting in tongues, for those that couldn't make it to the service. What a great preacher. Oh here we go, someone who got 'saved '? What did he do, Grew back a leg you lost? Mend your broken back so now you can walk? Fixed your blindness so now you can see? Maybe he gave you special feet flippers so now you can walk on water? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nuclear Wessel Posted December 27, 2019 #23 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Are we sure that he didn't just have a stroke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyndav Posted March 8, 2020 #24 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Glossolalia is a topic that interests me. I speak in tongues and am not religious, although I am spiritual. I am looking for the true origin of this phenomenon. I know the Biblical version although I tend to think glossolalia precedes Acts. It happened to me decades ago when I was halfheartedly praying for someone I didn't know and wasn't interested in. I was far from any kind of religious fervor, in fact I was tired and wanted to go home. I was with a group of people, mostly friends that had been meditating and praying for some time. I felt like we had prayed for half the town and had lost interest by the time we got to this prayer request. I resigned myself to praying for the other half of the town when a strange electrical sensation started at the top of my head and swept down my body causing every hair to stand on end. Not unpleasant but certainly startling, and then out of my mouth came words I didn't know. I was astounded. It was an amazing feeling of POWER. I cannot describe nor understand it, except that it felt like pure energy, electrical energy. Those powerful feelings abated over time although the ability to speak at will has not. Some studies have shown that when a person is speaking like this our own language center in the brain is bypassed. As far as the preacher texting and speaking in tongues at the same time - I don't think it's possible because he'd have to engage his own language center overriding whatever/whoever is speaking. My theory anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hetrodoxly Posted March 9, 2020 #25 Share Posted March 9, 2020 He's not speaking in tongues, he's reading his predictive text back. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now