J&J to pay $8B to man who grew Breasts

[BrooklynGuy 10,922]

In a unrelated story small chested women from all over the world are rushing to their doctors complaining of bi-polar symptoms. 

Johnson & Johnson to pay $8B to man who grew breasts after taking drug

A man who said he grew breasts after taking a drug manufactured by pharmaceutical giant Johnson & Johnson will receive $8 billion in punitive damages from the company, a Philadelphia jury ruled this week. Nicholas Murray, now 26, claimed in his suit that he developed breasts after doctors prescribed him Risperdal off-label in 2003 once a psychologist diagnosed him with autism spectrum disorder. Murray’s award is the largest to date among more than 13,000 lawsuits against the company — claiming that Risperdal caused a condition called gynecomastia in boys, involving enlargement of breast tissue, Market Watch reported.

Read more: https://nypost.com/2019/10/09/johnson-johnson-to-pay-8b-to-man-who-grew-breasts-after-taking-drug/

[acute 57,143]

I've got huge moobs!
How much do I get?

[Iilaa'mpuul'xem 7,201]

Not only does he get a great pay day, he gets something to play with also... Some guys have all the luck. 

[OverSword 49,851]

48 minutes ago, acute said:

I've got huge moobs!
How much do I get?

What will you let me do to them 

[acute 57,143]

Just now, OverSword said:

What will you let me do to them 

I want compensation, not attention!

Thanks anyway. 

[Piney 68,891]

1 minute ago, OverSword said:

What will you let me do to them 

eehhhhhhh......

[Piney 68,891]

57 minutes ago, BrooklynGuy said:

In a unrelated story small chested women from all over the world are rushing to their doctors complaining of bi-polar symptoms. 

[OverSword 49,851]

1 hour ago, acute said:

I want compensation, not attention!

Thanks anyway. 

I'll compensate you for the attention.  That's how it works.  

[Gwynbleidd 6,346]

Omg you guys and your comments ahahahahaha

LOLOLOLOLOL Seriously I'm dying laughing over here   

[Piney 68,891]

16 minutes ago, OverSword said:

I'll compensate you for the attention.  That's how it works.  

You really want.............

 

Edited October 9, 2019 by Piney
OH GOD!!!!OH GOD!!!!OH GOD!!!!!

[OverSword 49,851]

1 minute ago, Piney said:

You really want.............

 

Hey!  Don't judge.  It's been a while.

[and then 43,162]

I'm thinking THIS one may get reduced, er, so to speak    

[Hankenhunter 6,288]

3 hours ago, acute said:

I've got huge moobs!
How much do I get?

You get nothing! except maybe a Bro. Obscure?

[Hankenhunter 6,288]

After a long life of hard physical work, I developed a massive chest. Now that I'm pushing sixty,  they're definitely pointing south. My wife offered me the use of one of her bra's. I told her at least mine aren't surreptitiously reaching for my belly button. That's when the stabbing began.

[aztek 21,976]

lol 8B sure, i'm sure they'll just cut the check, lol

[and then 43,162]

4 hours ago, Hankenhunter said:

After a long life of hard physical work, I developed a massive chest. Now that I'm pushing sixty,  they're definitely pointing south. My wife offered me the use of one of her bra's. I told her at least mine aren't surreptitiously reaching for my belly button. That's when the stabbing began.

THAT was funny.  Hat's off to you and the missus  

[Matt221 4,856]

What a win win situation plenty of money do as he pleases and he has somthing to play with when he's bored

[Matt221 4,856]

10 hours ago, acute said:

I've got huge moobs!
How much do I get?

Mine shrunk while I was in hospital ..... do I get compensation

[The Truman show 10,701]

I guess he'll never be lonely on a Saturday night. 

[Gwynbleidd 6,346]

8 hours ago, aztek said:

lol 8B sure, i'm sure they'll just cut the check, lol

In all fairness, I did think 8 billion dollars is a bit over the top as compensation for him growing some moobs.  He could have them removed and it wouldn't cost anywhere near that amount of money.  Is that a normal payout in the US?  

LOL you guys are still killing me with these comments Hahahaha ^^ 

Edited October 10, 2019 by Gwynbleidd

[Matt221 4,856]

That's  6,538,160,000.00 quid just for a set of tits!

[acute 57,143]

If I had that kind of money ^ I would have implants and go up a few cup sizes, to boost my self-esteem.

['Walt' E. Kurtz 5,867]

@acute those are not called moobs those are called b1tch tits you get them if you stop taking sterioids :-D

Oh wait it it's Time to go back and play with my moobs!

Edited October 10, 2019 by Impedancer

[Scholar4Truth 2,489]

Well at least he will get free drinks on ladies night at the bars and pubs.