Witches Plan Binding Spell for Trump

[Davros of Skaro 8,518]

"As if battling House Democrats' impeachment inquiry against him wasn't enough, President Donald Trump will next have to face a "binding spell" cast by "thousands" of witches late Friday night. "

 

https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2019/october/thousands-of-witches-still-working-on-binding-spell-against-president-trump

 

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[Montmorency the Dog 49,452]

 

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The Lord has a hedge of protection around President Trump that cannot be broken. I laugh at these fools of the world. Make the blood of Jesus Christ drown them all. 

 

[RoofGardener 16,074]

9 minutes ago, Davros of Skaro said:

"As if battling House Democrats' impeachment inquiry against him wasn't enough, President Donald Trump will next have to face a "binding spell" cast by "thousands" of witches late Friday night. "

 

https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2019/october/thousands-of-witches-still-working-on-binding-spell-against-president-trump

 

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I wonder who the other 999 are ?  

 

 

[Hankenhunter 6,504]

That was a roller coaster of WTF. 

 

[RoofGardener 16,074]

Just now, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

The Lord has a hedge of protection around President Trump that cannot be broken. I laugh at these fools of the world. Make the blood of Jesus Christ drown them all. 

A hedge ? Surely it should be a wall ?

[Davros of Skaro 8,518]

6 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

 

The Lord has a hedge of protection around President Trump that cannot be broken. I laugh at these fools of the world. Make the blood of Jesus Christ drown them all. 

[XenoFish 104,353]

Kek protects the god emperor. Foolish witches have no power. 

[Kismit 12,495]

Kek....kek? Darn it maybe they meant Ken, Kek’s second cousin. Common Hedge Demon. Maybe you’ve heard of him?

[XenoFish 104,353]

10 minutes ago, Kismit said:

Kek....kek? Darn it maybe they meant Ken, Kek’s second cousin. Common Hedge Demon. Maybe you’ve heard of him?

[and then 44,281]

2 hours ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

 

 

I'd say their efforts since he took office have had rather the opposite effect, no?  

[Buzz_Light_Year 3,228]

On 10/24/2019 at 4:14 AM, RoofGardener said:

I wonder who the other 999 are ?  

 

 

 

Just add hat, cauldron and broom. Maybe she's one of those black-eyed children.

[spartan max2 15,172]

I think this thread wins the thread with the best comments award. 

[Bed of chaos 405]

So only democrats can cast spells? ..that's not fair!!!

[zeph_ 1]

Facebook witches who are only going to end up binding themselves.

Edited October 26, 2019 by zeph_

[highdesert50 932]

Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought by degrees to wield his sword ... Buckminster Fuller

[Matt221 4,945]

On 10/24/2019 at 10:15 AM, RoofGardener said:

A hedge ? Surely it should be a wall ?

A massive big long old  fence ?

[SpaceBumZaphod 63]

Witches have tried this binding spell many times, starting before he was elected

Yet, he rises above the Wicked Witches of the Left, winning everytime. He chases the Looney Lefties back to their covens in their parents basements, where they cry on each other's shoulders, eat Fairie Cake (mom's angel food cake) and they cheer their broken spirits by drinking the wine of the gods (Mountain Dew). They then embark on another nightly quest of Dungeons and Dragons.

Meanwhile, President Donald J Trump wins in real life, once again.

 

[NotAlien7 51]

King Sol made the mistake of visiting a witch on the evening before he and his son Jonathan died in battle against the Phillistines.

[Jon the frog 1,837]

On 10/24/2019 at 5:05 AM, Davros of Skaro said:

"As if battling House Democrats' impeachment inquiry against him wasn't enough, President Donald Trump will next have to face a "binding spell" cast by "thousands" of witches late Friday night. "

 

https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2019/october/thousands-of-witches-still-working-on-binding-spell-against-president-trump

 

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Time for a witch hunt, call the Russian !

[third_eye 46,654]

When you live for Jesus, you DIE for Jesus... 

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Applies to Trump too, apparently... 

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[micahc 1,947]

 

 

[Seti42 1,274]

LOL, it didn't work. Hopefully the witches will have more luck in October, 2020.