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Davros of Skaro

Witches Plan Binding Spell for Trump

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Montmorency the Dog

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The Lord has a hedge of protection around President Trump that cannot be broken. I laugh at these fools of the world. Make the blood of Jesus Christ drown them all. 

 

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Hankenhunter

That was a roller coaster of WTF. 

 

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RoofGardener
Just now, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

The Lord has a hedge of protection around President Trump that cannot be broken. I laugh at these fools of the world. Make the blood of Jesus Christ drown them all. 

A hedge ? Surely it should be a wall ? :unsure2:

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Davros of Skaro
6 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

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The Lord has a hedge of protection around President Trump that cannot be broken. I laugh at these fools of the world. Make the blood of Jesus Christ drown them all

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XenoFish

Kek protects the god emperor. Foolish witches have no power. 

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Kismit

Kek....kek? Darn it maybe they meant Ken, Kek’s second cousin. Common Hedge Demon. Maybe you’ve heard of him?

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XenoFish
10 minutes ago, Kismit said:

Kek....kek? Darn it maybe they meant Ken, Kek’s second cousin. Common Hedge Demon. Maybe you’ve heard of him?

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and then
2 hours ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

:rofl: 

 

I'd say their efforts since he took office have had rather the opposite effect, no?  :whistle:

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Buzz_Light_Year
On 10/24/2019 at 4:14 AM, RoofGardener said:

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I wonder who the other 999 are ? :P 

 

 

 

Just add hat, cauldron and broom. Maybe she's one of those black-eyed children.

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spartan max2

I think this thread wins the thread with the best comments award. 

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Bed of chaos

So only democrats can cast spells? ..that's not fair!!!

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zeph_

Facebook witches who are only going to end up binding themselves.

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highdesert50

Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought by degrees to wield his sword ... Buckminster Fuller

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Matt221
On 10/24/2019 at 10:15 AM, RoofGardener said:

A hedge ? Surely it should be a wall ? :unsure2:

A massive big long old  fence ?

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SpaceBumZaphod

Witches have tried this binding spell many times, starting before he was elected

Yet, he rises above the Wicked Witches of the Left, winning everytime. He chases the Looney Lefties back to their covens in their parents basements, where they cry on each other's shoulders, eat Fairie Cake (mom's angel food cake) and they cheer their broken spirits by drinking the wine of the gods (Mountain Dew). They then embark on another nightly quest of Dungeons and Dragons.

Meanwhile, President Donald J Trump wins in real life, once again.

 

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NotAlien7

King Sol made the mistake of visiting a witch on the evening before he and his son Jonathan died in battle against the Phillistines.

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Jon the frog
On 10/24/2019 at 5:05 AM, Davros of Skaro said:

"As if battling House Democrats' impeachment inquiry against him wasn't enough, President Donald Trump will next have to face a "binding spell" cast by "thousands" of witches late Friday night. "

 

https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2019/october/thousands-of-witches-still-working-on-binding-spell-against-president-trump

 

I like the comment section.

Time for a witch hunt, call the Russian !

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third_eye

When you live for Jesus, you DIE for Jesus... 

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Applies to Trump too, apparently... 

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