Popular Post Davros of Skaro Posted October 24, 2019 Popular Post #1 Share Posted October 24, 2019 "As if battling House Democrats' impeachment inquiry against him wasn't enough, President Donald Trump will next have to face a "binding spell" cast by "thousands" of witches late Friday night. " https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2019/october/thousands-of-witches-still-working-on-binding-spell-against-president-trump I like the comment section. 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted October 24, 2019 #2 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Quote The Lord has a hedge of protection around President Trump that cannot be broken. I laugh at these fools of the world. Make the blood of Jesus Christ drown them all. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RoofGardener Posted October 24, 2019 Popular Post #3 Share Posted October 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Davros of Skaro said: "As if battling House Democrats' impeachment inquiry against him wasn't enough, President Donald Trump will next have to face a "binding spell" cast by "thousands" of witches late Friday night. " https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2019/october/thousands-of-witches-still-working-on-binding-spell-against-president-trump I like the comment section. I wonder who the other 999 are ? 1 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hankenhunter Posted October 24, 2019 #4 Share Posted October 24, 2019 That was a roller coaster of WTF. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofGardener Posted October 24, 2019 #5 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Just now, Dumbledore the Awesome said: The Lord has a hedge of protection around President Trump that cannot be broken. I laugh at these fools of the world. Make the blood of Jesus Christ drown them all. A hedge ? Surely it should be a wall ? 1 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros of Skaro Posted October 24, 2019 Author #6 Share Posted October 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said: The Lord has a hedge of protection around President Trump that cannot be broken. I laugh at these fools of the world. Make the blood of Jesus Christ drown them all. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 24, 2019 #7 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Kek protects the god emperor. Foolish witches have no power. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kismit Posted October 24, 2019 #8 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Kek....kek? Darn it maybe they meant Ken, Kek’s second cousin. Common Hedge Demon. Maybe you’ve heard of him? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted October 24, 2019 #9 Share Posted October 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Kismit said: Kek....kek? Darn it maybe they meant Ken, Kek’s second cousin. Common Hedge Demon. Maybe you’ve heard of him? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted October 24, 2019 #10 Share Posted October 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said: I'd say their efforts since he took office have had rather the opposite effect, no? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz_Light_Year Posted October 25, 2019 #11 Share Posted October 25, 2019 On 10/24/2019 at 4:14 AM, RoofGardener said: I wonder who the other 999 are ? Just add hat, cauldron and broom. Maybe she's one of those black-eyed children. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartan max2 Posted October 25, 2019 #12 Share Posted October 25, 2019 I think this thread wins the thread with the best comments award. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed of chaos Posted October 26, 2019 #13 Share Posted October 26, 2019 So only democrats can cast spells? ..that's not fair!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeph_ Posted October 26, 2019 #14 Share Posted October 26, 2019 (edited) Facebook witches who are only going to end up binding themselves. Edited October 26, 2019 by zeph_ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdesert50 Posted October 26, 2019 #15 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought by degrees to wield his sword ... Buckminster Fuller 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 26, 2019 #16 Share Posted October 26, 2019 On 10/24/2019 at 10:15 AM, RoofGardener said: A hedge ? Surely it should be a wall ? A massive big long old fence ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceBumZaphod Posted October 26, 2019 #17 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Witches have tried this binding spell many times, starting before he was elected Yet, he rises above the Wicked Witches of the Left, winning everytime. He chases the Looney Lefties back to their covens in their parents basements, where they cry on each other's shoulders, eat Fairie Cake (mom's angel food cake) and they cheer their broken spirits by drinking the wine of the gods (Mountain Dew). They then embark on another nightly quest of Dungeons and Dragons. Meanwhile, President Donald J Trump wins in real life, once again. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAlien7 Posted November 2, 2019 #18 Share Posted November 2, 2019 King Sol made the mistake of visiting a witch on the evening before he and his son Jonathan died in battle against the Phillistines. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the frog Posted April 12, 2020 #19 Share Posted April 12, 2020 On 10/24/2019 at 5:05 AM, Davros of Skaro said: "As if battling House Democrats' impeachment inquiry against him wasn't enough, President Donald Trump will next have to face a "binding spell" cast by "thousands" of witches late Friday night. " https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2019/october/thousands-of-witches-still-working-on-binding-spell-against-president-trump I like the comment section. Time for a witch hunt, call the Russian ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted April 12, 2020 #20 Share Posted April 12, 2020 When you live for Jesus, you DIE for Jesus... ~ Applies to Trump too, apparently... ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahc Posted April 12, 2020 #21 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seti42 Posted September 13, 2020 #22 Share Posted September 13, 2020 LOL, it didn't work. Hopefully the witches will have more luck in October, 2020. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FayettenamClay Posted October 18, 2020 #23 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Where is Jay Bauman saying "How embarrassing" when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White-Coyote Posted October 18, 2020 #24 Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 10/24/2019 at 5:05 AM, Davros of Skaro said: "As if battling House Democrats' impeachment inquiry against him wasn't enough, President Donald Trump will next have to face a "binding spell" cast by "thousands" of witches late Friday night. " https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2019/october/thousands-of-witches-still-working-on-binding-spell-against-president-trump I like the comment section. They been doing that sh×t since the election. That's why his hair looks like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted October 18, 2020 #25 Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 10/26/2019 at 2:43 PM, highdesert50 said: Those who play with the devil's toys will be brought by degrees to wield his sword ... Buckminster Fuller I don't know, but I.... Bwahaha!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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