Jump to content
Join the Unexplained Mysteries community today! It's free and setting up an account only takes a moment.
- Sign In or Create Account -

UK General Election -


bee

Recommended Posts

9 minutes ago, RoofGardener said:

Well,  you can all shut up now. Tomorrow is Erection Day !

Meanwhile, I am cooking a stuffed baked potato, with chicken ? 

Have I ever explained my Stuffed Baked Potato ? You bake a potato untill the skin is REALLY crispy. 

Then you cut it i half, scoop all the potato out, mix it with cottage cheese, cream cheese. and perhaps a sprinking of 'erbs. 

Then you scoop all of that back INTO the potato skins (there will be a surplus, more on this later), grate cheese over it, and then grill it for 5 minutes. 

(the surplus ? Well, you accumulate it in the fridge, and then eventually sprinkle it with flour, and turn it into Grilled Potato Cakes. )

You know, the UK media has to shut up about the election on election day itself. So for the whole of tomorrow there will be no UK-based media reports. 

So I think you should consider my recipe for Baked Stuffed Potato's instead. 

:)  

 

If Boris was a vegetable what would he be....?

Same question for the other leaders.... :santa:

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, RoofGardener said:

Freudian slip ? 

Nontheless, what do you think about the recipe ? 

Sorry, but every time I try to read what you wrote I get distracted by your erection.

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

50 minutes ago, RoofGardener said:

Well,  you can all shut up now. Tomorrow is Erection Day !

Meanwhile, I am cooking a stuffed baked potato, with chicken ? 

Have I ever explained my Stuffed Baked Potato ? You bake a potato untill the skin is REALLY crispy. 

Then you cut it i half, scoop all the potato out, mix it with cottage cheese, cream cheese. and perhaps a sprinking of 'erbs. 

Then you scoop all of that back INTO the potato skins (there will be a surplus, more on this later), grate cheese over it, and then grill it for 5 minutes. 

(the surplus ? Well, you accumulate it in the fridge, and then eventually sprinkle it with flour, and turn it into Grilled Potato Cakes. )

You know, the UK media has to shut up about the election on election day itself. So for the whole of tomorrow there will be no UK-based media reports. 

So I think you should consider my recipe for Baked Stuffed Potato's instead. 

:)  

Is it Oven Ready?

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

41 minutes ago, bee said:

 

If Boris was a vegetable what would he be....?

Same question for the other leaders.... :santa:

 

 

22 minutes ago, bee said:

 

Boris..... a potato
Jeremy.... a green bean
 

oh I'm too tired to play now... :) 

 

We all know Trump is definitely a Cheeto lol.

Edit: unsure if this was suppose to be U.K politicians exclusively :unsure2:

Edited by spartan max2
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, RabidMongoose said:

The polling is not done on the level of a constituency but of the nation, so inaccuracies exist.

For example, we know that Sunderland is poor, that its traditionally a Labour area, but at the same time was heavily for Brexit. So the Tories are unlikely to win that seat and the Brexit Party would be clear favourites. In fact, I think Tory supporters would vote tactically in that area and place their X`s in the Brexit Party box.

Tory + DUP + Brexit Party and we are getting a No Deal!!!!

its not outwith the realms of possibility - but the DUP were alarmed at the backlash in NI from business and farmers when it looked like No deal was a possibility before - so may not want to go there.

  • Thanks 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

54 minutes ago, RoofGardener said:

Freudian slip ? 

Nontheless, what do you think about the recipe ? 

Sounds like he's very, very excited about it... 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

20 minutes ago, spartan max2 said:

 

We all know Trump is definitely a Cheeto lol.

Edit: unsure if this was suppose to be U.K politicians exclusively :unsure2:

 

Oh dear...... I'm afraid you are disqualified ... because

1. It was exclusively UK politicians

2. A cheeto is not technically a vegetable

:hmm:

;)

 

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 hours ago, RoofGardener said:

Meanwhile, I am cooking a stuffed baked potato, with chicken ? 

Live a little Roof.  Bacon works really well in there too.  Excellent recipe though in its original form.   

I might try to make an impeachment pie to go along with it as that is about all we see over here.  Put a little ice cream on a slice of hot fresh baked real peach pie.  Southern  delight.  Can even make you stop talking politics at the dinner table.

  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Okay everyone, the day has arrived. Polls are open, its now your chance to stick two fingers up to the people who have been sticking two fingers up to you for the last 3 and a half years. :P

Edited by itsnotoutthere
  • Like 2
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

27 minutes ago, itsnotoutthere said:

Okay everyone, the day has arrived. Polls are open, its now your chance to stick two fingers up to the people who have been sticking two fingers up to you for the last 3 and a half years. :P

That's a perfect description of how people have been voting here for eons!

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

So in election news today:

people go to the polls, oh there, a politician voting for himself;

Boris finds his constituency and makes a rare appearance;

dogs and horses go to the polls;

2.5 voters can't vote - great conspiracy theories spread across social media

Exit Poll announced - Presenters feign shock

Results come in exit poll rubbished - Presenters feign shock

winning candidates thank their opponents for being losers

Boris claims victory and lies telling people he will serve for everyone and the nation will come together again from Saturday on.

Oven ready Brexit goes into the Oven

All parties claim a great night and victory even with no MPs elected.

Daily Mail apologises to reader for missing major story of the night - whatever that was.

 

 

 

Edited by RAyMO
  • Thanks 1
  • Haha 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

When do they shut?: 10 pm, isn't it? I think I might try to be the very last person to go in. Is there a crack team of security personnel who are standing ready to snatch the boxes away and leap into their armoured van to rush off to the Count? Where do the Counts take place? Is it like the town hall? 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On the other hand, it'll probably be wet & Windy, it's ***** miserable now, so I might do it tomorrow. That's allowed, isn't it? :mellow:

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 hours ago, RoofGardener said:

. Tomorrow is Erection Day !

That's what they recently had in Hong Kong wasn't it.

 

Sorry, that's racist. :blush:

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

On the other hand, it'll probably be wet & Windy, it's ***** miserable now, so I might do it tomorrow. That's allowed, isn't it? :mellow:

Most probably if you whine enough.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Some news....

"A controlled explosion has been carried out near a polling station in North Lanarkshire after a suspicious device was found.

"Police said the "non-viable device" was found on the ground floor of Glen Tower flats in Motherwell at about 01:00.

"A community room in the building was due to be used as a polling station for voters in the area."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50755464

Edited by Eldorado
Link to comment
Share on other sites

13 hours ago, RoofGardener said:

Well,  you can all shut up now. Tomorrow is Erection Day !

Meanwhile, I am cooking a stuffed baked potato, with chicken ? 

Have I ever explained my Stuffed Baked Potato ? You bake a potato untill the skin is REALLY crispy. 

Then you cut it i half, scoop all the potato out, mix it with cottage cheese, cream cheese. and perhaps a sprinking of 'erbs. 

Then you scoop all of that back INTO the potato skins (there will be a surplus, more on this later), grate cheese over it, and then grill it for 5 minutes. 

(the surplus ? Well, you accumulate it in the fridge, and then eventually sprinkle it with flour, and turn it into Grilled Potato Cakes. )

You know, the UK media has to shut up about the election on election day itself. So for the whole of tomorrow there will be no UK-based media reports. 

So I think you should consider my recipe for Baked Stuffed Potato's instead. 

:)  

Do you blokes have sausage sizzle at booths?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

27 minutes ago, Golden Duck said:

Do you blokes have sausage sizzle at booths?

 

I've never seen a Sausage Sizzle Booth...... :unsure2:

Burger and Hot Dog food wagons yes.... if that's the same...?

 

  • Thanks 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

When do they shut?: 10 pm, isn't it? I think I might try to be the very last person to go in. Is there a crack team of security personnel who are standing ready to snatch the boxes away and leap into their armoured van to rush off to the Count? Where do the Counts take place? Is it like the town hall? 

 

I think the count for the ballot boxes from the community centre where I go...is in the big
Sports Hall a couple of miles away...

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

21 minutes ago, Golden Duck said:

Do you blokes have sausage sizzle at booths?

Sadly, my cottage is not equipped with a booth ? 

I suppose I could sizzle them in my polytunnel ? 

http://garden-friends.co.uk/thread/4828/roofgardener-2019-earth?page=6&scrollTo=174889

(scroll down a couple of pictures to see polytunnel). 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, RoofGardener said:

Sadly, my cottage is not equipped with a booth ? 

I suppose I could sizzle them in my polytunnel ? 

http://garden-friends.co.uk/thread/4828/roofgardener-2019-earth?page=6&scrollTo=174889

(scroll down a couple of pictures to see polytunnel). 

Booths is a supermarket chain halfway between Sainsburys and M&S.

I have noticed that a lot of people I know to be Labour supporters seem deflated today, like whats the point in going to vote? I do hope its widespread.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, RabidMongoose said:

Booths is a supermarket chain halfway between Sainsburys and M&S.

I have noticed that a lot of people I know to be Labour supporters seem deflated today, like whats the point in going to vote? I do hope its widespread.

Ooooh right.. I didn't know that. I don't think we have them here ? 

And yes.. I hope they all decide to stay in. It's raining and windy outside. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

44 minutes ago, RoofGardener said:

Ooooh right.. I didn't know that. I don't think we have them here ? 

And yes.. I hope they all decide to stay in. It's raining and windy outside. 

If the Tories win with a decent majority then not only do I get Brexit but I will be significantly richer.

My overseas shares are all down about 30% where they would be if the pound wasn't so weak.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 hours ago, Dumbledore the Awesome said:

On the other hand, it'll probably be wet & Windy, it's ***** miserable now, so I might do it tomorrow. That's allowed, isn't it? :mellow:

In Tower Hamlets it is.

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.