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There Once Was A Limerick...


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Basic Rules:

  • Follow the 5-line limerick rhyming format - AABBA
  • Your poem does not have to start with "There once was", but has to be about the poster above you
  • You can be as humorous, nonsensical, cheeky and witty as you like, but follow general UM guidelines and requirements.



Just to kick us off, I'll start one at random:


There once was a man called George Bush

He did nothing but sit on his tush

After years in the office

Achieving nothing but 'novice'

He lived the rest of his days smoking kush.

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There once was a man from Melrose

Named Ted, taken by UFOs

While being abducted

He thought "Just your luck Ted

You haven't a change of clean clothes."

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