Popular Post Eldorado Posted January 9, 2020 Popular Post #1 Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) "A man has been traumatised after waking up in the middle of the night to find a burglar sucking his toes. "The victim, 20, told the intruder that he didn’t have any money – but the man responded that he didn’t want cash, just wanted ‘to suck toes’, according to a police report." Full report at the Uk Metro: https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/07/man-wakes-find-burglar-sucking-toes-12020066/? And at the Bradenton Herald: https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article238935108.html "The victim managed to boot the intruder out of his home. "But the criminal then bashed a window to the residence and wrecked the victim’s car windshield before fleeing the scene, the news outlet reported." Full monty at the NY Post: https://nypost.com/2020/01/08/florida-man-wakes-up-to-burglar-sucking-on-his-toes/ Edited January 9, 2020 by Eldorado 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted January 9, 2020 #2 Share Posted January 9, 2020 My head hurts... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaryllis Posted January 10, 2020 #3 Share Posted January 10, 2020 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 10, 2020 #4 Share Posted January 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Eldorado said: "The victim managed to boot the intruder out of his home. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted January 10, 2020 #5 Share Posted January 10, 2020 5 hours ago, Eldorado said: "The victim, 20, told the intruder that he didn’t have any money – but the man responded that he didn’t want cash, just wanted ‘to suck toes’, according to a police report." oh wow....he would have choked to death...literally...on my entire foot! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guyver Posted January 10, 2020 #6 Share Posted January 10, 2020 Have you ever seen a cat attempt to rid itself of a hair ball? That was literally my reaction to this thread title. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted January 10, 2020 #7 Share Posted January 10, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Eldorado said: "A man has been traumatised after waking up in the middle of the night to find a burglar sucking his toes. "The victim, 20, told the intruder that he didn’t have any money – but the man responded that he didn’t want cash, just wanted ‘to suck toes’, according to a police report." Full report at the Uk Metro: https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/07/man-wakes-find-burglar-sucking-toes-12020066/? And at the Bradenton Herald: https://www.bradenton.com/news/local/crime/article238935108.html "The victim managed to boot the intruder out of his home. "But the criminal then bashed a window to the residence and wrecked the victim’s car windshield before fleeing the scene, the news outlet reported." Full monty at the NY Post: https://nypost.com/2020/01/08/florida-man-wakes-up-to-burglar-sucking-on-his-toes/ It appears the guy suffers from a very rare disorder called Pedicurio. These people are attracted by toe jam, they can smell it from miles away if you don't want to become one of their next victims, all it takes is keeping you toenails clipped and your toes clean and free from lint and toe jam. It is really that simple, oh and by the way these same people will, proceed from your toes once they have finished sucking up all your toe jam to the persons dirty lint filled belly button where they will have dessert. peace Edited January 10, 2020 by Manwon Lender 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Red Devil Posted January 10, 2020 #8 Share Posted January 10, 2020 13 hours ago, Eldorado said: "The victim, 20, told the intruder that he didn’t have any money – but the man responded that he didn’t want cash, just wanted ‘to suck toes’, according to a police report." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted January 10, 2020 #9 Share Posted January 10, 2020 I am sorry but that's just....... nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 11, 2020 #10 Share Posted January 11, 2020 13 hours ago, Black Red Devil said: Is this acted, or for real? Does anyone know what it's from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Red Devil Posted January 11, 2020 #11 Share Posted January 11, 2020 14 minutes ago, acute said: Is this acted, or for real? Does anyone know what it's from? It was a part of a promo for Australia's Got Talent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 11, 2020 #12 Share Posted January 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Black Red Devil said: It was a part of a promo for Australia's Got Talent That's unbelievable! Do you know what he was watching? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Red Devil Posted January 11, 2020 #13 Share Posted January 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, acute said: That's unbelievable! Do you know what he was watching? No 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 11, 2020 #14 Share Posted January 11, 2020 18 minutes ago, Black Red Devil said: No Bugga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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