Eldorado Posted January 12, 2020 #1 Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) "The bizarre story was told by the former owner of cat Charles Utkins, who inherited the pet from his aunt when she died. "Dmitry R soon noticed the strange abilities of his new pet, for example appearing from behind locked doors at his home in Blagoveshchensk. "He explained: "The doors to the rooms were closed, and the cat, shut away elsewhere, suddenly appears in the room from behind closed doors, although nobody let him go. ""He reads minds, but the worst thing - he inspires thoughts. And these thoughts will be fulfilled, they are impossible to resist. ""He made me go shopping and buy what he needed."" Full article at the Siberian Times: https://siberiantimes.com/weird-and-wonderful/news-and-features/news/n0850-psychic-cat-goes-viral-in-russia-and-is-bought-for-84000-by-clairvoyant/ I just noticed this is from 2017. Doh! Sorry. Edited January 12, 2020 by Eldorado 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted January 12, 2020 #2 Share Posted January 12, 2020 25 minutes ago, Eldorado said: I just noticed this is from 2017. It's still bloody hilarious!! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted January 13, 2020 #3 Share Posted January 13, 2020 51 minutes ago, Eldorado said: "The bizarre story was told by the former owner of cat Charles Utkins, who inherited the pet from his aunt when she died. "Dmitry R soon noticed the strange abilities of his new pet, for example appearing from behind locked doors at his home in Blagoveshchensk. "He explained: "The doors to the rooms were closed, and the cat, shut away elsewhere, suddenly appears in the room from behind closed doors, although nobody let him go. ""He reads minds, but the worst thing - he inspires thoughts. And these thoughts will be fulfilled, they are impossible to resist. ""He made me go shopping and buy what he needed."" Full article at the Siberian Times: https://siberiantimes.com/weird-and-wonderful/news-and-features/news/n0850-psychic-cat-goes-viral-in-russia-and-is-bought-for-84000-by-clairvoyant/ I just noticed this is from 2017. Doh! Sorry. I think the guy has been drinking way to much Watka and it has fried his brain. peace 4 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted January 13, 2020 #4 Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Manwon Lender said: I think the guy has been drinking way to much Watka and it has fried his brain. The nasty stuff coming out of Siberian zinc plated stills will get you every time. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papageorge1 Posted January 13, 2020 #5 Share Posted January 13, 2020 (edited) Sounds like claims about cats that have been heard before particularly teleportation. Seems reasonable to believe that some cats would be more psychic than others (not so unlike humans really). Let’s boot the beast. Papameter 65% Psychic Cat. 35% Psycho Owner Only Edited January 13, 2020 by papageorge1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted January 13, 2020 #6 Share Posted January 13, 2020 35 minutes ago, papageorge1 said: Sounds like claims about cats that have been heard before particularly teleportation. Seems reasonable to believe that some cats would be more psychic than others (not so unlike humans really). 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted January 13, 2020 #7 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I wonder if the cat paid off those 5 million roubles yet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Walt' E. Kurtz Posted January 13, 2020 #8 Share Posted January 13, 2020 This cat clearly works for Putin :-) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted January 13, 2020 #9 Share Posted January 13, 2020 It's true... I haz powa's 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted January 13, 2020 #10 Share Posted January 13, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonman Posted January 17, 2020 #11 Share Posted January 17, 2020 (edited) Psychic cat, or schizo man? I vote #2. It's becoming obvious that there are a ton of undiagnosed schizophrenics out there - it's a little scary. Edited January 17, 2020 by moonman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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