Finish a sentence & start a sentence

[drakonwick]

11 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said:

to think a bit more realistically. 

 

What can you do, panic is to some people ______ 

Like rodents trapped in a fire! The mind is at peace when you ignore______

 

[Anael]

1 hour ago, drakonwick said:

Like rodents trapped in a fire! The mind is at peace when you ignore______

 

the little voices inside your head!

 

I once went _________. 

[Helen of Annoy]

8 hours ago, Anael said:

the little voices inside your head!

 

I once went _________. 

down the road that was supposed to be a shortcut and arrived two hours later to my destination. 

 

Sometimes the longer way is _____

[Blue Star]

12 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said:

down the road that was supposed to be a shortcut and arrived two hours later to my destination. 

 

Sometimes the longer way is _____

_____the most pleasant or easier on the old knees. 

 

'I'll take the high road and you take the low road and i'll be'______

[Helen of Annoy]

2 minutes ago, Blue Star said:

_____the most pleasant or easier on the old knees. 

 

'I'll take the high road and you take the low road and i'll be'______

and I'll be in bed afore you  

 

I'm so sleepy because _____

[Anael]

18 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said:

and I'll be in bed afore you  

 

I'm so sleepy because _____

I've been panic buying and stockpilling toilet paper all week!

 

When all this mess is over _________. 

[ant0n]

5 minutes ago, Anael said:

When all this mess is over _________. 

___________ , I'll be patiently waiting for the next coronavirus pandemic next year.

 

Let's rejoice _____________________

[Blue Star]

10 minutes ago, ant0n said:

___________ , I'll be patiently waiting for the next coronavirus pandemic next year.

 

Let's rejoice _____________________

_____, 'now we know how many', rolls 'it takes to fill the Albert hall'.

 

The thing about toilet rolls________

[ant0n]

8 minutes ago, Blue Star said:

The thing about toilet rolls________

______ reveals how individualistic humans can be.

 

Geez, ______________

Edited March 18, 2020 by ant0n

[Blue Star]

2 minutes ago, ant0n said:

______ is crazy like ****.

 

Geez, ______________

_____, i wonder what happened to Australia burning and England drowning?

 

The art of misdirection _______

[ant0n]

1 minute ago, Blue Star said:

The art of misdirection _______

__________ is at its best these days - and that's just the beginning: expect the bestest of the art of misdirection these coming weeks.

 

That doesn't prevent me from __________________

[Blue Star]

Just now, ant0n said:

__________ is at its best these days - and that's just the beginning: expect the bestest of the art of misdirection these coming weeks.

 

That doesn't prevent me from __________________

my slight of hand when it comes to juggling toilet rolls at the check out.

 

I wish i would be more_______

 

[ant0n]

1 minute ago, Blue Star said:

I wish i would be more_______

_______ in touch with the serene beauty of <insert word(s) here>.

 

The more I see toilet paper rolls, the __________________

[Helen of Annoy]

8 minutes ago, ant0n said:

_______ in touch with the serene beauty of <insert word(s) here>.

 

The more I see toilet paper rolls, the __________________

less faith in humanity I've got. 

(Kidding, it's not that bad and besides, toilet paper won't spoil, people can use it until they spend it... few years more or less...) 

 

In case of nuclear catastrophe _____

[ant0n]

4 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said:

In case of nuclear catastrophe _____

_________, get iodide pills, shut yourself away, listen to the news and don't ever forget the toilet paper rolls.

 

I trust ______________

 

[Helen of Annoy]

22 minutes ago, ant0n said:

_________, get iodide pills, shut yourself away, listen to the news and don't ever forget the toilet paper rolls.

 

I trust ______________

 

my uncle who said that truly resourceful people won't be hungry, even if they're locked in a bathroom. 

 

He really used to say that, he was _____ 

[ant0n]

32 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said:

my uncle who said that truly resourceful people won't be hungry, even if they're locked in a bathroom. 

 

He really used to say that, he was _____ 

________ the cleverest and wisest being in his family, besides Tommy, his loyal Labrador.

 

I wish I __________________

Edited March 18, 2020 by ant0n

[Helen of Annoy]

11 minutes ago, ant0n said:

________ the cleverest and wisest being in his family, besides Tommy, his loyal Labrador.

 

I wish I __________________

had more toilet paper hoarded in case of a crisis of sorts, a house fire for example.

 

I've never seen a house burn ______

[ant0n]

1 minute ago, Helen of Annoy said:

had more toilet paper hoarded in case of a crisis of sorts, a house fire for example.

 

I've never seen a house burn ______

__________ as quickly as my whole stock of toilet paper rolls would! :O

 

I'm proud of  _______________________

[Helen of Annoy]

6 minutes ago, ant0n said:

__________ as quickly as my whole stock of toilet paper rolls would! :O

 

I'm proud of  _______________________

my stacking skill, all those years of Tetris are finally proven to not be a complete waste of time. 

 

My hands are so dry __________ 

[ant0n]

2 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said:

my stacking skill, all those years of Tetris are finally proven to not be a complete waste of time. 

 

My hands are so dry __________ 

__________ , I really need to coat them with hydroalcoholic gel and wrap them in toilet paper.

 

Don't you believe ___________________

[Anael]

10 hours ago, ant0n said:

__________ , I really need to coat them with hydroalcoholic gel and wrap them in toilet paper.

 

Don't you believe ___________________

there's a pot full of toilet paper rolls at the end of the rainbow now, instead of a pot full of gold? The leprechaun that lives there was caught in the madness of the coronavirus and has been stockpiling toilet paper too! 

 

I was a sane person before________. 

 

 

  

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[Helen of Annoy]

2 hours ago, Anael said:

there's a pot full of toilet paper rolls at the end of the rainbow now, instead of a pot full of gold? The leprechaun that lives there was caught in the madness of the coronavirus and has been stockpiling toilet paper too! 

 

I was a sane person before________. 

 

 

  

____ I learned to take an objective look at my own self. 

 

Which means I never was ______

[Anael]

21 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said:

____ I learned to take an objective look at my own self. 

 

Which means I never was ______

sane to begin with! 

 

If I stop taking my pills__________. 

 

 

[Helen of Annoy]

10 hours ago, Anael said:

sane to begin with! 

 

If I stop taking my pills__________. 

 

 

__ my pharmacist will have more free time at work, spend it on various social networks, read too much about evils of pharmaceutical industry, quit their job, end up unemployed, have a nervous breakdown and need pills to calm down. 

 

My cat ate de-worming pill _____