ReptilianMenace Posted January 29, 2020 #1 Share Posted January 29, 2020 If he existed and was really of divine origin, maybe with his deeper understanding of humankind. He would of been attracted to both male and female depending on their personality, instead of just their gender. I know west borough baptists are going to slay me after this, but it's just speculation. Maybe he was A-sexual and had no interest. How human was jesus really I wonder. This is all theoretical obviously and just a bit of fun. Maybe the sexual restrictions written in the bible were just p***ed off old men who couldnt get it up and wanted to control females to act accordingly so that they wouldnt get jealous if people were having sex willy nilly. Billy. You know what I mean. I hope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReptilianMenace Posted January 29, 2020 Author #2 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Maybe posted in the wrong section. Moderator please move this to the appropriate section if possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papageorge1 Posted January 29, 2020 #3 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I think he married Mary Magdalene moved to the south of France after surviving the crucifixion and knocked her up for a total of five children. And nothing wrong with that, actually! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted January 29, 2020 #4 Share Posted January 29, 2020 The habbymeter is saying this thread is "no signal". 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReptilianMenace Posted January 29, 2020 Author #5 Share Posted January 29, 2020 14 minutes ago, papageorge1 said: I think he married Mary Magdalene moved to the south of France after surviving the crucifixion and knocked her up for a total of five children. And nothing wrong with that, actually! Yeah I knew about Marry. Thanks papageorge. I forgot to mention her here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReptilianMenace Posted January 29, 2020 Author #6 Share Posted January 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, Habitat said: The habbymeter is saying this thread is "no signal". oh look at you with your 18k posts mmmmm feel good about yourself when you log in every morning with your hot cup of cocoa baby xox 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crikey Posted January 29, 2020 #7 Share Posted January 29, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, ReptilianMenace said: Was Jesus pansexual? I very much doubt it mate.. Jesus said- "At the beginning the Creator made them male and female and said, 'For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh' So they are no longer two, but one." (Matt 19:4) "Hey JC shall we go steady?" "Sure honeybun, as soon as I've finished saving the world" Edited January 29, 2020 by Crikey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted January 29, 2020 #8 Share Posted January 29, 2020 John was his beloved. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 29, 2020 #9 Share Posted January 29, 2020 4 hours ago, ReptilianMenace said: He would of been attracted to both male and female depending on their personality, instead of just their gender. As mentioned by Crikey, the story does not make it that way. If he had been devout to his god and made in his god's image, he would not have been attracted to men. If he was, surely when he got of the cross he would have gone straight down to hell for going against his gods "makings". On the other hand he could have been attracted to men, females, goats, whatever took his fancy, which makes the whole god-image-son-heaven-etc-etc-etc scenario a big made up story. Seems more like it to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 29, 2020 #10 Share Posted January 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Rlyeh said: John was his beloved. Well thats a bit of a blow. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted January 29, 2020 #11 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Pansexual, sounds like a sexual attraction to kitchen cookware. 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted January 29, 2020 #12 Share Posted January 29, 2020 4 hours ago, ReptilianMenace said: oh look at you with your 18k posts mmmmm feel good about yourself when you log in every morning with your hot cup of cocoa baby xox Wait till you get a load of me then. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 29, 2020 #13 Share Posted January 29, 2020 41 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Pansexual, sounds like a sexual attraction to kitchen cookware. Gunna admit it, I am getting a bit turned on by these 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted January 29, 2020 #14 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Pansexuality: being bisexual with the addition of pagan gods and garden tools. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 29, 2020 #15 Share Posted January 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Pansexuality: being bisexual with the addition of pagan gods and garden tools. Jeeze, I think i am going to need 2 bottles of wine later. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted January 29, 2020 #16 Share Posted January 29, 2020 I can't take this thread seriously. I just can't. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted January 29, 2020 #17 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Thread closed for review. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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