Stop complaining!

[Vorg]

A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were sworn to TOTAL silence. They could not speak one word at all. However, every ten years, they would be permitted to speak two words.After 10 years of total silence, the head monk indicated it was now time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “Bed hard!” And then he resumed his silent study and work. Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “Food bad!” And then he resumed his silent study and work. Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “I quit!” The head monk shook his head and said, “I knew this was coming. You’ve done nothing but complain for the past 30 years!”

 

Edited March 4, 2020 by South Alabam

[freetoroam]

Like the joke, but you gave us the punch line in the title.

[XenoFish]

Now I know who stole Stiff's joke book.

[Vorg]

1 hour ago, freetoroam said:

Like the joke, but you gave us the punch line in the title.

Yep, I just posted it as I found it with same title though.