Doug1066 Posted July 29, 2022 #1351 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Oyster - a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. Doug 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted July 29, 2022 #1352 Share Posted July 29, 2022 Frisbeetarianism - the belief that after death the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there. Doug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted July 30, 2022 #1353 Share Posted July 30, 2022 Cashtration - the act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. Doug 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplybill Posted August 1, 2022 #1354 Share Posted August 1, 2022 I was at the gas station today and a police officer was at the next pump. I walked up to him and said, "I always feel much safer when I see a uniformed patrolman in the neighborhood." He said, "No, I'm not a patrolman. I'm an undercover cop." I asked, "Why are you wearing a uniform?" He said, "Today's my day off." You learn something new every day. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 2, 2022 #1355 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Intaxication - euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to begin with. Doug 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted August 2, 2022 #1356 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Putin doesn’t want you to see that the bear actually got a hit in. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 2, 2022 #1357 Share Posted August 2, 2022 Reintarnation - coming back as a hillbilly. Doug 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted August 2, 2022 #1358 Share Posted August 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Doug1066 said: Reintarnation - coming back as a hillbilly. Doug Best yet! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 4, 2022 #1359 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Bozone - the substance surroundng stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Doug 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 5, 2022 #1360 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Giraffiti - vandalism spray painted very, very high. Doug 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmk1245 Posted August 6, 2022 #1361 Share Posted August 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Doug1066 said: Giraffiti - vandalism spray painted very, very high. Doug Heh, gotcha, you are the one bastardizing underbridges so high with spray tags... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 6, 2022 #1362 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Sarchasm - the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who just doesn't get it. Doug 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 6, 2022 #1363 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Inoculatte - to take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Doug 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted August 6, 2022 #1364 Share Posted August 6, 2022 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 7, 2022 #1365 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Osteopornosis - a degenerate disease. Doug 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidhead Posted August 8, 2022 #1366 Share Posted August 8, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 9, 2022 #1367 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Karmageddon - It's like, when everybody is sending off these really bad vibes, right? And then like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Doug 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 10, 2022 #1368 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Decafalon - the grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. Doug 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 10, 2022 #1369 Share Posted August 10, 2022 The inventor of autocorrect has died. The funeral will be tomato. Doug 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 10, 2022 #1370 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Glibido - all talk and no action. Doug 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 10, 2022 #1371 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Dopeler Effect - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter if they come at you rapidly. Doug 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Desertrat56 Posted August 10, 2022 #1372 Share Posted August 10, 2022 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 11, 2022 #1373 Share Posted August 11, 2022 Arachnoleptic Fit - the frantic dance performed just after you have accidentally walked through a spider web. Doug 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug1066 Posted August 12, 2022 #1374 Share Posted August 12, 2022 Beelezebug - Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the mrning and can't be cast out. Caterpallor - the color you turn when finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. Doug 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Desertrat56 Posted August 12, 2022 #1375 Share Posted August 12, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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