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Whispers of the Devil


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Today, the Devil whispered in my ear: "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm..."

Then I whispered: "Six feet back, you moron."

 

 

 

 

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Today, the Devil whispered in my ear: 

" I'm God... "

Then I whispered:

" Great, I'm never listening to you again."

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Today, the Devil whispered in my ear: 'I'm your nephew.'

Then I whispered: 'You're grounded.'

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Today, the Devil whispered in my ear: "Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Devil his due."

Then I whispered: 'Fiddle this, pointing towards my crotch."

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