ant0n Posted March 28, 2020 #1 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) Today, the Devil whispered in my ear: "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm..." Then I whispered: "Six feet back, you moron." Edited March 28, 2020 by ant0n 1 7 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted March 28, 2020 #2 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Today, the Devil whispered in my ear: " I'm God... " Then I whispered: " Great, I'm never listening to you again." ~ 1 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 28, 2020 #3 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Today, the Devil whispered in my ear: 'I'm your nephew.' Then I whispered: 'You're grounded.' 1 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorg Posted March 28, 2020 #4 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Today, the Devil whispered in my ear: "Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the Devil his due." Then I whispered: 'Fiddle this, pointing towards my crotch." 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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