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The 80-Year-Old Couple


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  • There was a 80-year-old married couple who had been together many years when the old woman started to look around and found a 20-year-old boyfriend,  and they began seeing each other.   When the old man found out about his wife's affair he said "Well if you can have a 20-year-old boyfriend I'll go out and find a 20-year-old girlfriend".   But the wife said "no you can't old man, because 20 goes into 80 but 80 won't go into 20".  :D
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I have one that's just as lame.

 

Heard in a native American village:

- Dad, why do we have two names?
- Well we have a traditional native name, and an official, more practical name.
- Why is the native name so weird?
- It comes from a significant event related to a person's birth. Does that make sense to you, Forgotten Pill?

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51 minutes ago, sci-nerd said:

- It comes from a significant event related to a person's birth. Does that make sense to you, Forgotten Pill?

My birth name was "Parking Lot Whoops". :unsure2:

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6 minutes ago, Piney said:

My birth name was "Parking Lot Whoops". :unsure2:

Mine would have been "Broody Mom/Horny Dad".

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2 hours ago, sci-nerd said:

It comes from a significant event related to a person's birth. 

Mine would have been "Broken Rubber" :)

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