Dustyrose33 Posted May 28, 2020 #1 Share Posted May 28, 2020 There was a 80-year-old married couple who had been together many years when the old woman started to look around and found a 20-year-old boyfriend, and they began seeing each other. When the old man found out about his wife's affair he said "Well if you can have a 20-year-old boyfriend I'll go out and find a 20-year-old girlfriend". But the wife said "no you can't old man, because 20 goes into 80 but 80 won't go into 20". 1 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zep73 Posted May 28, 2020 #2 Share Posted May 28, 2020 I have one that's just as lame. Heard in a native American village: - Dad, why do we have two names? - Well we have a traditional native name, and an official, more practical name. - Why is the native name so weird? - It comes from a significant event related to a person's birth. Does that make sense to you, Forgotten Pill? 1 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted May 28, 2020 #3 Share Posted May 28, 2020 51 minutes ago, sci-nerd said: - It comes from a significant event related to a person's birth. Does that make sense to you, Forgotten Pill? My birth name was "Parking Lot Whoops". 1 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zep73 Posted May 28, 2020 #4 Share Posted May 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, Piney said: My birth name was "Parking Lot Whoops". Mine would have been "Broody Mom/Horny Dad". 1 1 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedutchiedutch Posted May 29, 2020 #5 Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 hours ago, sci-nerd said: It comes from a significant event related to a person's birth. Mine would have been "Broken Rubber" 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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