How would mankind handle an alien invasion ?

[UM-Bot]

There are distinct similarities between the coronavirus pandemic and a potential extraterrestrial threat.

https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/337336/how-would-mankind-handle-an-alien-invasion

[mdbuilder]

How would we handle an alien invasion? We'd offer them free housing, education and medical care and hope they play nice.

[MissJatti]

How would mankind handle an alien invasion ?

By some idiot police officer putting his knees on the back of the aliens neck hard for at least 3mins, whilst it si laying on the ground, saying I can't breathe. 

Edited June 1, 2020 by MissJatti

[Robotic Jew]

We would be wiped out within a day more than likely. 

[jethrofloyd]

Same as in the battle of L.A 1942.

[Jon the frog]

12 minutes ago, Robotic Jew said:

We would be wiped out within a day more than likely. 

If we are able to cough on them, maybe we have a chance !

[Jon the frog]

3 minutes ago, jethrofloyd said:

Same as in the battle of L.A 1942.

Have you heard about the Battle of Palmdale ? Maybe they will be dying from laugh ....

[Coil]

We already know an example of how earthlings acted with a person not from this world (Christ).
Therefore, aliens will wait only when we regress and will help future people who will have nothing to do with our people.
But it’s more important for people to establish contact with angelic hierarchies then each person will be able to show divine and creative genius in any sphere.Because these hierarchies convey the thoughts of God the Absolute to the earthly level and all the beautiful that is created by people is a thought taken up by our talented inventors, scientists, poets and musicians.

 

 

[jethrofloyd]

We will send MIB to meet them!

 

Edited June 1, 2020 by jethrofloyd

[zep73]

1 hour ago, Coil said:

We already know an example of how earthlings acted with a person not from this world (Christ).

Are you plural? 

[zep73]

3 minutes ago, jethrofloyd said:

We will send MIB to meet them!

 

Why would we do that, when we've got Chuck Norris ??!

[RoofGardener]

Depends how big they are ? 

If they're less than 3" tall we'll tread on them. Or possibly eat them ? 

If their 3m tall then... umm... possibly not so much ? 

[cathya]

First, if we were invaded by aliens, it would, of course, be Trumps fault.  I mean, since he was elected in 2016 anything that goes wrong is blamed on him.  So, why not an alien invasion.  Someone has to take the blame, right?  If they can make it to earth, I'm sure that we will not stand a chance.  Their technology will be far above our own.  With all the stuff going on on our planet right now, Alien invasion is not high on my list of worries.

 

[Skulduggery]

Depends on the aliens. What if they are planet-eaters? Giant cephalopod-like things the size of the sun? We wouldn't even have time to escape. Nor the means.

[jethrofloyd]

36 minutes ago, sci-nerd said:

Why would we do that, when we've got Chuck Norris ??!

[Stiff]

29 minutes ago, cathya said:

First, if we were invaded by aliens, it would, of course, be Trumps fault. 

That, and Brexit of course. Don't forget Brexit. 

[Stiff]

16 minutes ago, Skulduggery said:

Depends on the aliens. What if they are planet-eaters? Giant cephalopod-like things the size of the sun? We wouldn't even have time to escape. Nor the means.

Meh. I'm ready and armed.

[Coil]

51 minutes ago, sci-nerd said:

Are you plural? 

I belong to humanity and also to blame so understand that contact with us will not bring them anything good.

If a higher race flies to us, it will be horrified how we live and lower level sits the same way we on our planet.

If we did not open interstellar flights, then there is no mortal need for it, or try to terraform Mars with nuclear missiles or settle the moon (obviously failed projects)

Edited June 1, 2020 by Coil

[Robotic Jew]

2 hours ago, jethrofloyd said:

Same as in the battle of L.A 1942.

True. They were easily defeated by Ne-Yo...

[Rlyeh]

2 hours ago, Coil said:

We already know an example of how earthlings acted with a person not from this world (Christ).

By inventing him?

BTW you're one of the worst examples of the human species, a violent racist homophobe.

Edited June 1, 2020 by Rlyeh

[Coil]

If you look at the number of films about aliens, we expose them as predatory conquerors, drinking blood, killing or injecting their embryos into our bodies. And films are a projection of our evil thoughts. With such films, I would not fly here either, because who would like it if they put you up as monsters?

[Tatetopa]

1 hour ago, sci-nerd said:

Why would we do that, when we've got Chuck Norris ??!

He is getting to the age when "Walker, Texas Ranger" might refer to more than his character's name.

[Coil]

Watch this movie and see how earthlings scoffed at the alien, although many scenes are funny:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6660238/

 

[Hazzard]

3 hours ago, jethrofloyd said:

Same as in the battle of L.A 1942.

By shooting at clouds?

[Coil]

An alien being is found on an asteroid which gladly answers any question it is asked. But will it be for good or for bad for humanity to have every question readily answered?

https://www.you-books.com/book/W-Morrison/The-Sack