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Soul-snatching aliens blamed for player's lateness for training in Chile

https://www.espn.com/soccer/argentina-arg/story/4113192/soul-snatching-aliens-blamed-for-players-lateness-for-training-in-chile

Former Argentine footballer Guillermo Marino once turned up late to a training session and explained it was because he had been abducted by aliens, ex-teammate Gustavo Lorenzetti has said.

The pair were together at club side Universidad de Chile under manager Jorge Sampaoli from 2011 to 2013, and Lorenzetti recounted Marino's excuse in great detail.

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Good excuse for being late. Thinking outside the box.

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recently ive had some weird similar experiences

 

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I�m going to try and use this when my furlough ends. Sure I can make up some stuff about being probed etc. Great idea.

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No kidding, back when ebay was new i was selling on there and lots of deadbeats,

So i report a non payer a few days later he hits me that aliens abducted him, thinking he was kidding i said okay, funny excuse, and his reply was that he wasnt kidding and went into details, said they kept his goldfish.

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I guess the flat tire excuse only works so many times. 

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If he didn't claim to be probed deep and hard it probably didn't happen.

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