jethrofloyd Posted June 17, 2020 #1 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Soul-snatching aliens blamed for player's lateness for training in Chile https://www.espn.com/soccer/argentina-arg/story/4113192/soul-snatching-aliens-blamed-for-players-lateness-for-training-in-chile Former Argentine footballer Guillermo Marino once turned up late to a training session and explained it was because he had been abducted by aliens, ex-teammate Gustavo Lorenzetti has said. The pair were together at club side Universidad de Chile under manager Jorge Sampaoli from 2011 to 2013, and Lorenzetti recounted Marino's excuse in great detail. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted June 17, 2020 #2 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Good excuse for being late. Thinking outside the box. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbarosso Posted June 17, 2020 #3 Share Posted June 17, 2020 (edited) recently ive had some weird similar experiences Edited June 17, 2020 by pbarosso 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinlea Posted June 17, 2020 #4 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Sounds like he has head the ball too many times lol 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torviking Posted June 22, 2020 #5 Share Posted June 22, 2020 I�m going to try and use this when my furlough ends. Sure I can make up some stuff about being probed etc. Great idea. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the13bats Posted June 22, 2020 #6 Share Posted June 22, 2020 No kidding, back when ebay was new i was selling on there and lots of deadbeats, So i report a non payer a few days later he hits me that aliens abducted him, thinking he was kidding i said okay, funny excuse, and his reply was that he wasnt kidding and went into details, said they kept his goldfish. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman76 Posted June 24, 2020 #7 Share Posted June 24, 2020 I guess the flat tire excuse only works so many times. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tortugabob Posted July 10, 2020 #8 Share Posted July 10, 2020 If he didn't claim to be probed deep and hard it probably didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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