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'Image of Jesus' discovered in tree branch

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Piney

Jesus looked like a cornhusk poppet? :huh:

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Davros of Skaro

I'm now saved. Thank you Jesus for giving the very proof I needed.

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HandsomeGorilla

This is gonna be a fun thread

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third_eye
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"Split a piece of wood and I am there, lift the/a stone and you will find me."

Now let's find the/a stone... 

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Piney
3 minutes ago, Davros of Skaro said:

I'm now saved. Thank you Jesus for giving the very proof I needed.

......in a spalting fungus.

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Ozymandias

Sorry, looks more like Joseph to me!

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XenoFish

How can anyone get a Jesus image out of that? My pareidolia circuit must be broken.

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onlookerofmayhem
16 minutes ago, third_eye said:

Now let's find the/a stone... 

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jesusrock.png

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third_eye
1 minute ago, onlookerofmayhem said:

*image snip*

Looks Spanish to me... 

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Davros of Skaro
25 minutes ago, Piney said:

......in a spalting fungus.

 :nw:

The Lord is amungus.

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Davros of Skaro
18 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

How can anyone get a Jesus image out of that? My pareidolia circuit must be broken.

You reject the Holy Ghost, and you're a slave to your passions.

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XenoFish
23 minutes ago, Davros of Skaro said:

You reject the Holy Ghost, and you're a slave to your passions.

200px-Feels_good_man.jpg

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Stiff

Well it looks like Jesus has wet himself if the damp patch at the bottom of the robe is anything to go by.

 

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Smadaw

What a round head.

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razman

He missin some arms.

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Tatetopa

All we have to do is cut down enough trees to find the entire Holy Family plus a goodly number of saints. Course maybe Jesus is trying to tell them to stop cutting trees.

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Dejarma

quote from article:

After images of the find were posted up on social media, the discovery soon went viral - with many people deeming it to be a sign of divine intervention.

What do these people feel is being intervened here? The cutting down of the tree? A bit late, init...

Honestly, the day religious belief is eradicated from this planet will be the day of human enlightenment imo

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GoldenWolf

I think it looks more like Aunt Jemima than Jesus.

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docyabut2

I believe that Jesus did exist. My mom saw a cross in the sky when my son almost died and survived from falling 40ft from a bridge right on to railroad tracks, every day the docs told me he won't survive but he did and he is a walking miracle.

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Jaded1
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7 hours ago, docyabut2 said:

I believe that Jesus did exist. My mom saw a cross in the sky when my son almost died and survived from falling 40ft from a bridge right on to railroad tracks, every day the docs told me he won't survive but he did and he is a walking miracle.

It's great that your son survived, and I'm glad for you and all that but what has that got to do with Jesus? Again, with the cross in the sky, was it a cloud formation? Then a simple case of pareidolia.

I really have a hard time understanding why people assign divinity and miracles to someone who, if he existed, would've been as mortal as you or I. It's baffling why some still have these beliefs in the 21st century.

Disclaimer: Sorry if this post sounds offensive as that was definitely not my intention.

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docyabut2
Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Jaded1 said:

It's great that your son survived, and I'm glad for you and all that but what has that got to do with Jesus? Again, with the cross in the sky, was it a cloud formation? Then a simple case of pareidolia.

I really have a hard time understanding why people assign divinity and miracles to someone who, if he existed, would've been as mortal as you or I. It's baffling why some still have these beliefs in the 21st century.

Disclaimer: Sorry if this post sounds offensive as that was definitely not my intention.

was it a cloud formation? yes. Mom said she saw it in the sky when she went to the hospital. The day he fell . I believe in sighs .

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third_eye

*sigh*

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Bendy Demon

Hmm...why is it always 'Jesus'?

Why do people never seem to see Buddha, Amaterasu, Quan Yin, Inari or something else?

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Twin

Jesus? That's silly! It's just an ordinary angel.

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