UM-Bot Posted July 17, 2020 #1 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Workers in Brazil couldn't believe their eyes when they discovered a familiar figure inside a piece of wood. https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/338227/image-of-jesus-discovered-in-cut-tree-branch 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted July 17, 2020 #2 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Jesus looked like a cornhusk poppet? 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros of Skaro Posted July 17, 2020 #3 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I'm now saved. Thank you Jesus for giving the very proof I needed. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HandsomeGorilla Posted July 17, 2020 #4 Share Posted July 17, 2020 This is gonna be a fun thread 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 17, 2020 #5 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Quote "Split a piece of wood and I am there, lift the/a stone and you will find me." Now let's find the/a stone... ~ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piney Posted July 17, 2020 #6 Share Posted July 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Davros of Skaro said: I'm now saved. Thank you Jesus for giving the very proof I needed. ......in a spalting fungus. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted July 17, 2020 #7 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Sorry, looks more like Joseph to me! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted July 17, 2020 #8 Share Posted July 17, 2020 How can anyone get a Jesus image out of that? My pareidolia circuit must be broken. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onlookerofmayhem Posted July 17, 2020 #9 Share Posted July 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, third_eye said: Now let's find the/a stone... ~ 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 17, 2020 #10 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 minute ago, onlookerofmayhem said: *image snip* Looks Spanish to me... ~ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros of Skaro Posted July 17, 2020 #11 Share Posted July 17, 2020 25 minutes ago, Piney said: ......in a spalting fungus. The Lord is amungus. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros of Skaro Posted July 17, 2020 #12 Share Posted July 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, XenoFish said: How can anyone get a Jesus image out of that? My pareidolia circuit must be broken. You reject the Holy Ghost, and you're a slave to your passions. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted July 17, 2020 #13 Share Posted July 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, Davros of Skaro said: You reject the Holy Ghost, and you're a slave to your passions. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted July 17, 2020 #14 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Well it looks like Jesus has wet himself if the damp patch at the bottom of the robe is anything to go by. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smadaw Posted July 17, 2020 #15 Share Posted July 17, 2020 What a round head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Razman Posted July 17, 2020 #16 Share Posted July 17, 2020 He missin some arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatetopa Posted July 17, 2020 #17 Share Posted July 17, 2020 All we have to do is cut down enough trees to find the entire Holy Family plus a goodly number of saints. Course maybe Jesus is trying to tell them to stop cutting trees. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dejarma Posted July 17, 2020 #18 Share Posted July 17, 2020 quote from article: After images of the find were posted up on social media, the discovery soon went viral - with many people deeming it to be a sign of divine intervention. What do these people feel is being intervened here? The cutting down of the tree? A bit late, init... Honestly, the day religious belief is eradicated from this planet will be the day of human enlightenment imo 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenWolf Posted July 18, 2020 #19 Share Posted July 18, 2020 I think it looks more like Aunt Jemima than Jesus. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docyabut2 Posted July 18, 2020 #20 Share Posted July 18, 2020 I believe that Jesus did exist. My mom saw a cross in the sky when my son almost died and survived from falling 40ft from a bridge right on to railroad tracks, every day the docs told me he won't survive but he did and he is a walking miracle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded1 Posted July 18, 2020 #21 Share Posted July 18, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, docyabut2 said: I believe that Jesus did exist. My mom saw a cross in the sky when my son almost died and survived from falling 40ft from a bridge right on to railroad tracks, every day the docs told me he won't survive but he did and he is a walking miracle. It's great that your son survived, and I'm glad for you and all that but what has that got to do with Jesus? Again, with the cross in the sky, was it a cloud formation? Then a simple case of pareidolia. I really have a hard time understanding why people assign divinity and miracles to someone who, if he existed, would've been as mortal as you or I. It's baffling why some still have these beliefs in the 21st century. Disclaimer: Sorry if this post sounds offensive as that was definitely not my intention. Edited July 18, 2020 by Jaded1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docyabut2 Posted July 18, 2020 #22 Share Posted July 18, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Jaded1 said: It's great that your son survived, and I'm glad for you and all that but what has that got to do with Jesus? Again, with the cross in the sky, was it a cloud formation? Then a simple case of pareidolia. I really have a hard time understanding why people assign divinity and miracles to someone who, if he existed, would've been as mortal as you or I. It's baffling why some still have these beliefs in the 21st century. Disclaimer: Sorry if this post sounds offensive as that was definitely not my intention. was it a cloud formation? yes. Mom said she saw it in the sky when she went to the hospital. The day he fell . I believe in sighs . Edited July 18, 2020 by docyabut2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 18, 2020 #23 Share Posted July 18, 2020 *sigh* ~ 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendy Demon Posted July 18, 2020 #24 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Hmm...why is it always 'Jesus'? Why do people never seem to see Buddha, Amaterasu, Quan Yin, Inari or something else? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twin Posted July 18, 2020 #25 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Jesus? That's silly! It's just an ordinary angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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