Toaster Possessed By Satan

[Dustyrose33]

https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/what-to-do-when-satan-possesses-your-toaster

I would not keep this toaster, even if it did make good toast.

[acute]

 

[Guyver]

Satan must have a lot of spare time on his hands and a whole lot of boredom if he’s going to possess a toaster.  Why not possess an AI supercomputer and just kill the whole world instead of torturing just one woman?

[rashore]

I don't think I would worry much about the Satan part... but my toast getting burnt and flames shooting out of the toaster are a big ole nope.

[jethrofloyd]

I would call Toast Exorcist for help.

['Walt' E. Kurtz]

Now we are doomed we're all toast.

Edited November 29, 2020 by 'Walt' E. Kurtz

[SHaYap]

Get ready for the Holy butter .. 

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[acute]

5 hours ago, Guyver said:

Why not possess an AI supercomputer and just kill the whole world instead of torturing just one woman?

Where's the fun in that?

 

Edited November 29, 2020 by acute

[Grim Reaper 6]

7 hours ago, Dustyrose33 said:

https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/what-to-do-when-satan-possesses-your-toaster

I would not keep this toaster, even if it did make good toast.

[Grim Reaper 6]

5 hours ago, jethrofloyd said:

I would call Toast Exorcist for help.

[Grim Reaper 6]

6 hours ago, Guyver said:

Satan must have a lot of spare time on his hands and a whole lot of boredom if he’s going to possess a toaster.  Why not possess an AI supercomputer and just kill the whole world instead of torturing just one woman?

Nah, the reason Satan would possess a Toaster is because he is taking a winter vacation, I mean hell is just to hot!!!!!!

Take Care

[Bendy Demon]

HAHAHAHAHA..she keeps it 'cause it makes good toast...HAHAHAHAHAHA...this woman has been sniffing too much asbestos me thinks