Mark One Posted December 6, 2020 #1 Share Posted December 6, 2020 As a special Christmas/New Year gift to you all here is the latest version of the UM forums favourite "shove off" topic. Expect a refreshing reduction of cat images and plenty more dog themed hints towards you getting up and, doing one. Ooh, and to add alittle more sparkle to your viciousness why not send them packing with a free gift in the form of a image or some words of advice too. Here's an example... "...banning MildredSunshine09 for the cat gif, but please take this little fellow with you until you rethink your ways.." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted December 6, 2020 #2 Share Posted December 6, 2020 I'm banning your for making a new banning thread, so banned you are. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabsx Posted December 6, 2020 #3 Share Posted December 6, 2020 I'm banning Mark One 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaylemurph Posted December 7, 2020 #4 Share Posted December 7, 2020 14 hours ago, Mark One said: Expect a refreshing reduction of cat images and plenty more dog themed hints towards you getting up and, doing one. You should come and hang out in the Ancient Mysteries forum more often. We're ruled by a cult of ancient, sentient, alien dogs who created mankind and provided us with all the hallmarks of civilisation. I'm happy to provided (for a reduced price) my ground-breaking book on the subject, We Were As Fleas On Their Backs: The Mind-blowing Secret History of Our Past Basset Masters, also available wherever mediocre books of questionable value are sold. --Jaylemurph 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted December 7, 2020 #5 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Banned because no one told me that we were starting a new thread. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 7, 2020 Author #6 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Right I haven't got much time, so here goes. It is normally one ban per post, but seeing as I'm the OP and the threads just started, I'll deal with the first four jokers! Xenofish has got to banned big time for being greedy with the number of bans mentioned. Eon, where have you been? You're supposed to ban the previous post or quote, if you wish to ban someone else. But trying to ban the OP is equal to treason. Banned into solitary until you understand the rules. Jaylemurph is unbanned on the grounds of appreciating the common dog and its historical importance. Scholar4truth is banned so he can attend the obligatory, Learn How To Pay More Attention Training Course. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted December 9, 2020 #7 Share Posted December 9, 2020 To all of you: be French kissed then BANNED!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted December 10, 2020 #8 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Banned because French Kissing is gross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted December 10, 2020 #9 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Banned simply because I haven't been around to ban anyone. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 13, 2020 Author #10 Share Posted December 13, 2020 A festive ban for you dear as your new neighbours want to come visit you on the 25th. Lock the doors women! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiogene Posted December 20, 2020 #11 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Banned for posting a "graphic" image in a message board...UGH, my eyes !(goes blind). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted December 23, 2020 #12 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Banned for reminding us all how "cringe worthy" that picture is! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 23, 2020 Author #13 Share Posted December 23, 2020 A Barney Rubble (double) ban because that man and women have mother's you know! Ones probably Chinese and the others aboriginal, judging by the kids in that photo that are on offer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted December 25, 2020 #14 Share Posted December 25, 2020 YES, I need electricity to look brighter. So what? You're not happy with that??? If so, IMMEDIATELY GET BANNED!!!!!!!! (and have fun anyway!!!) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted December 25, 2020 #15 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Banned for stealing my idea and looking much better in it! Merry Christmas!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 25, 2020 #16 Share Posted December 25, 2020 On 12/13/2020 at 5:17 PM, Mark One said: An early photo of antOn . . . . . . . how funny! But Mark, I bet you didn't ask him if you could use it so yer banned 48 minutes ago, tcgram said: Banned for stealing my idea and looking much better in it! Merry Christmas!! Banned for buying mince pies then passing them off as homemade . . . . . Shame on you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted December 26, 2020 #17 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Banned for that was supposed to be our secret!! You know I cannot make a decent pie crust!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 26, 2020 Author #18 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Unbanning my little tin of passion fruits because that dog is how I feel today. All of this Christmas spirit now feels painful around the head, my boat race looks like well, I dare not study it for too long in the mirror. Oh and the ground now feels like I'm swaying and bobbing about in the sea. Will somebody please take the tiny pixie/chimp away. It's following me everywhere with that high pitched, ear bleeding wish wash which spills from its likkle mouth. Problem is, everytime I groan out to someone, "what the hell is that!". The annoying little b@gger vanishes. That's the last time I'm mixing my rum with Redbull, I can tell yer. Christmas tradition or not - it's banned from now on. * Festive Burp* 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 15, 2021 #19 Share Posted January 15, 2021 On 12/10/2020 at 1:11 AM, Scholar4Truth said: Banned because French Kissing is gross. BANNED until you learn to do it right! On 12/26/2020 at 11:35 AM, Mark One said: Unbanning my little tin of passion fruits because that dog is how I feel today. All of this Christmas spirit now feels painful around the head, my boat race looks like well, I dare not study it for too long in the mirror. Oh and the ground now feels like I'm swaying and bobbing about in the sea. Will somebody please take the tiny pixie/chimp away. It's following me everywhere with that high pitched, ear bleeding wish wash which spills from its likkle mouth. Problem is, everytime I groan out to someone, "what the hell is that!". The annoying little b@gger vanishes. That's the last time I'm mixing my rum with Redbull, I can tell yer. Christmas tradition or not - it's banned from now on. * Festive Burp* Banned for calling one rum/Redbull bender a 'tradition' 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 15, 2021 Author #20 Share Posted January 15, 2021 11 hours ago, ouija ouija said: BANNED until you learn to do it right! Banned for calling one rum/Redbull bender a 'tradition' Banned for nagging me just like that Gastric Suction bod did as he stood over me in his white coat with a hose in his hands. Ruddy No it all 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted January 15, 2021 #21 Share Posted January 15, 2021 (edited) Banned for making ouija upset. Now you two make up. Edited January 15, 2021 by tcgram 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted January 16, 2021 #22 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Okay you are unbanned. I can't stand to see a sad face. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 16, 2021 Author #23 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Yo, everything is A OK, sugar. Banned for making everything real swell again. Now chill and smell the coffee. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 18, 2021 #24 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Banned for sticking your tongue out and winking at tc 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 18, 2021 Author #25 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Banned so you can sit back and check out the full scope of my expressive talent. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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