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You are BANNED! (Part 9)


Mark One

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Now how can I ban the adorable faces you make??

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Unbanned, sweety. That's cheered me up, no end.  See, last night I had a nightmare along the lines of something like this

 

 

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Sorry, gotta ban you for thinking kitties are a nightmare. 

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  • 3 weeks later...

Banning myself for taking so long to come back!   

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Banned for spending all your time in the gym.

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Banning myself for coming back to this banning thread

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Please come back, chicken.  Sometime soon as we dont like stranger danger in here.  

 

Love you, bye, honest...but erm, you're banned so...don't take it personally, um its like well, you know. :whistle: (awkward turtle moment) oh gotta go, someone's knocking at the door.  Be lucky!

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Banned for not wearing your mask when you are picking your nose

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Banned for standing on a chair, on top of a chest of drawers so that you could see into the window across the road.

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Banned for not falling over when you stood on that chair that is on top of the chest of draws

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Banned for sneaking into Ouija Ouija towers and casing the joint.

 

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banned for why do you wish death upon me?

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Well if to you, death is not being able to earwig, or secretly observe another having a good clear out in the nostril dept..well you defo need to get out more.

Banned so you can pursue more overt and acceptable past times.

 

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Banned for trying to get MissJatti to leave her home so that you can sneak in and have a good butchers around. :P 'Pot, kettle, black' young man, 'pot, kettle, black'!

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Banned for trying to get one over me when I can instantly undo your assumptions, Missy!  I bet Miss Jatties oven won't be in the same state as yours was the last time I called around.  You were out but I desperately needed some sugar see so I got in via that open window had a brew, watched some TV.  I then had another brew, a Wagon wheel and then decided to cook a pie in your oven.  Good god!  If the Oven police ever raid your gaff love, well I suspect you'll soon be developing a taste for prison food.

 

 

 

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Banned for taking all the flour from my place to bake a pie at Ouija's.   

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Banned because that post makes no sense.

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13 hours ago, tcgram said:

Banned for taking all the flour from my place to bake a pie at Ouija's.   

Can I unbann you?  You see it's starting to look like everyone here thinks I'm a tea-leaf (theif) who specialises in bagging up other members kitchen essentials.  Oh whilst Ive got your attention, I didn't leave a pair of socks in your back garden did I?  If not there probably at Ouijas.  Which reminds me, I could just about now manage a wagonwheel and BarginHunt is on the TV in a hour too.  Yippee!

 

Laters, love you, bye, honest.  I'm off to Ouijas to enter....erm, I mean erm, study that damaged/open window again with my wood chisel and a tape measure.  * Runs off *

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Banning Tcgram for panic buying coffee

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Unbanning you, Missy, because you make a good point . . . . . why weren't people panic-buying coffee at the beginning of all this shenanigins?

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20 hours ago, Scholar4Truth said:

Banned because that post makes no sense.

Banned for not reading the post before mine where Mark baked a pie at Ouija's house.  

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  • 2 weeks later...

You're banned because this forum has been quiet for about two weeks and no one is keeping it alive!

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Banned for not knowing that you are keeping it alive

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Banned for yet again failing to wear a face mask over your boat race.

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