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You are BANNED! (Part 9)


Mark One

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7 hours ago, Mark One said:

You've got nothing to worry about there, chicken.  You are perfect just the way you are :wub:

Thank you for the kind words.  :wub:

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1 hour ago, tcgram said:

Thank you for the kind words.  :wub:

You're welcome sweetness.  You are after all, UM royalty. X

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"Mark One" means "banned for an eternity or two" in Chinese.

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Well, well, well, we certainly know who our real mates are, don't we, chief!  :angry:. Banned for trying to promote your latest, victim rich broth.  You guys over the pond sure eat some crazy things.  

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Mark One is eternally banned by nature.

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Unbanning Lord Anton on account of his royal blood. He let the cat out of the bag, the other night in the Dragon.  

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On 6/20/2021 at 10:58 AM, Mark One said:

Unbanning Lord Anton on account of his royal blood. He let the cat out of the bag, the other night in the Dragon.  

Banning Mark #One for mistaking royal blood with IMPERIAL blood!!! That is UNforgivable!!!

 

As a consequence, Mark OO1 is:

- partially skinned alive;

- partially boiled alive;

- partially bitten by starving wolves;

- and finally PARTIALLY BUT PERMANENTLY BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED!

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Put your best outfit on, Chief.  The banning police are on their way to cuff yah.

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2 minutes ago, Mark One said:

Put your best outfit on, Chief.  The banning police are on their way to cuff yah.

I think the term should be put on your best Striped Suit, because your going to the jail of the Banned!!:lol:

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Erm, I told um that you did it.  So looks like you're banned from here for the forseeable, chum.

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I'm banning the whole Universe EXCEPT myself! From now on, wherever I go is banned :/

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Banned simply because I want us all to be friends, unlike south Londons answer to Billy no mates, here.  Royal blood or no royal blood, your still doing one off of this thread, mate.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Banning the Banners

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On 7/11/2021 at 5:34 PM, MissJatti said:

Banning the Banners

Miss Jatti lies about her location therefore she is BANNED right now!!!

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Ged on the bus, back to France.  You are banned for the same reason, Chief.

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On 7/21/2021 at 11:03 AM, Mark One said:

Ged on the bus, back to France.  You are banned for the same reason, Chief.

Alright! You're BANNED from my heart for an eternity until February 30. You'll have to play with eras and calendars if you want to see me again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Let's summarize.

 

In 14 minutes, my team will come and get you to:

- partially skin you (alive);

- partially boil you in palm oil (alive);

- ban you (almost alive) until February 30 of the Gregorian calendar in the Common Era.

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Banned for morbid details. (Nice choice of morbid details, by the way :D )  

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:D  at Helen

 

Mark One definitely is BANNED because he's hidden this photograph with a collegue for way too long!!!

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Banned for I can't tell which one is Mark One. Is there a garbage collector somewhere in the background? 

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That's my son, Bob.  How dare you:angry:. Banned, yet again, Billy boy.

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Banned back into mothballs. Don't make me give you an applause. 

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Mark One is BANNED and is now heading to HELL where he'll be enduring horrible pain (lying, tied, goats licking the sole of his feet).

Serve him right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Banned for delivering french satanism to the thread.  For god's sake, man, what were you thinking.

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VADE RETRO SATANARK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently, you strive in hell. So we're sending you to the MOST boring heaven!!! We know you know heavens especially are boring, so deadly boring!

Go there and stay there!!!

 

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Banned for getting it wrong again!!!!

 

That's obviously a finishing school for girls who are currently practising blowing horns before bedtime. :unsure:

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