ant0n Posted July 26, 2021 #126 Share Posted July 26, 2021 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Mark One said: Banned for getting it wrong again!!!! That's obviously a finishing school for girls who are currently practising blowing horns before bedtime. They play the most boring music ever... ♫♪ PS: you are eternally banned until April Fool's Day! Edited July 26, 2021 by ant0n 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 27, 2021 Author #127 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Failed to ban me there, Anton. So a ban for you before the music police arrive at your door and arrest you on charges of crimes against humanity. Oh, a Barney Rubble (double) ban for all of that skinning and burning which STILL interests you in that french coastal town more commonly known as Mablethorpe, UK. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted July 27, 2021 #128 Share Posted July 27, 2021 10 hours ago, Mark One said: Failed to ban me there, Anton. So a ban for you before the music police arrive at your door and arrest you on charges of crimes against humanity. Oh, a Barney Rubble (double) ban for all of that skinning and burning which STILL interests you in that french coastal town more commonly known as Mablethorpe, UK. To tell the truth, I know no more banned being than Mark One. Mark One is the being the most banned in the whole Universe. You think you're very banned? Come on: no being compares to Mark One as far as banishment goes. The banishment level of Mark One tends to + infinity. i'm banning him anyway, once more!!!!!!! Mark One: you are eternally baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanned!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted July 27, 2021 #129 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Banned for being intimidating to Mark. If he's not around, where will we go for free discounted drinks?? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 28, 2021 #130 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Banned for free stuff always turns out to be the most expensive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 30, 2021 Author #131 Share Posted July 30, 2021 ERM, TC, my little can of meatballs did you realise that your bar tab has reached £152? So you are barred, ERM I mean banned until you cough up the cash, love. Nah, on second thoughts how can I ban such a little cutie beauty? So you are now unbanned from the pub or thread *scratches head*. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted July 30, 2021 #132 Share Posted July 30, 2021 4 hours ago, Mark One said: ERM, TC, my little can of meatballs did you realise that your bar tab has reached £152? So you are barred, ERM I mean banned until you cough up the cash, love. Nah, on second thoughts how can I ban such a little cutie beauty? So you are now unbanned from the pub or thread *scratches head*. Mark One is BANNED for posting here from his favourite pub, (too) late in the night, while NOT being sober, obviously! And it SHOWS! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 31, 2021 Author #133 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Oh dearly me, Anton. Do I detect a green eyed monster amongst those words of yours? So I tell you what, the following is just for you, mate. Oh non! Anton, ma petite boite de raisin. interdit pour s'être trompé d'heure. également interdit pour ne pas s'en rendre compte que l'OP peut se faire écraser quand il veut, onnhim. (Translation:. My little can of grapes, being the OP allows me to get trollied whenever I deem it appropriate. Hosting a thread in a forum can put a tremendous amount of stress on a fellow) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted July 31, 2021 #134 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Mark One is so beyond himself we can't even ban him... VADE RETRO SATANARK ONE!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted August 1, 2021 #135 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Banned for trying to exorcise Mark. Now how am I going to get my drinks?? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted August 1, 2021 #136 Share Posted August 1, 2021 On 7/29/2021 at 3:20 AM, Helen of Annoy said: Banned for free stuff always turns out to be the most expensive. You have been banned for being to kind to people who don't deserve it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted August 1, 2021 #137 Share Posted August 1, 2021 On 7/28/2021 at 7:16 AM, tcgram said: Banned for being intimidating to Mark. If he's not around, where will we go for free discounted drinks?? You have been banned for posting the delicious meals you are preparing for you family, I am jealous! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted August 1, 2021 #138 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Banned for not bringing your wife and coming over for dinner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 1, 2021 #139 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Not banned for it's too hot to go searching for a reason to ban you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted August 1, 2021 #140 Share Posted August 1, 2021 9 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said: Not banned for it's too hot to go searching for a reason to ban you. Agreed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 1, 2021 #141 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Banned now for encouraging my summer laziness, which is totally not the same as the winter laziness. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted August 1, 2021 #142 Share Posted August 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said: Banned now for encouraging my summer laziness, which is totally not the same as the winter laziness. Helen is BANNED for inducing confusion regarding laziness in different seasons! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 2, 2021 #143 Share Posted August 2, 2021 17 hours ago, ant0n said: Helen is BANNED for inducing confusion regarding laziness in different seasons! Banned for allowing me to confuse you, instead of just being too lazy to be confused. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted August 2, 2021 #144 Share Posted August 2, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Helen of Annoy said: Banned for allowing me to confuse you, instead of just being too lazy to be confused. Do you know they don't know she knows it's obvious nothing is as obvious as it seems? (if you don't know, you're banned) Edited August 2, 2021 by ant0n 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 2, 2021 #145 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Banned for making me think. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted August 5, 2021 Author #146 Share Posted August 5, 2021 On 8/2/2021 at 5:08 PM, ant0n said: Do you know they don't know she knows it's obvious nothing is as obvious as it seems? (if you don't know, you're banned) Since you adore burning and skinning things...try and beat this number one banning of you. Slow boiled at gas mark 6 for 30 minutes. Left to rest for 10 minutes. Marinated in dripping and pieces of you flash fried for 5 minutes. Left to cool and then placed in the fridge. Microwaved and then served with onion rings and a garnish of salad at the next You are banned, Coffee Morning. I'll just tell the gathering that they are eating Brazilian beef. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted August 7, 2021 #147 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Banned because I was just going to bring a cheese danish at the next YAB Coffee Morning.... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted August 10, 2021 #148 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Banned for I have nothing to say 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 10, 2021 #149 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Banned for letting that stop you - while other people who have nothing to say talk all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienMary Posted August 10, 2021 #150 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Hello. Banned for getting banned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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