Helen of Annoy Posted September 10, 2021 #201 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Banned for at least I'm not breaking the laws of physics. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 11, 2021 #202 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Why don't you test the law of gravitation and, oh yeah, don't forget to close the door behind you. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted September 11, 2021 #203 Share Posted September 11, 2021 16 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said: Banned for elephants just want to motivate everyone to exercise more. Banned for not telling us the movie name, there is no way running that fast whilst panicing and looking behind without stumberling over 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 11, 2021 #204 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Banned for forgetting there's hidden athlete in everyone, it only takes some urgency to reveal it. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 11, 2021 #205 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Great news! You've been banned adopted! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 11, 2021 #206 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Not banned for awww. You deserve an ice-cream. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 11, 2021 #207 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Oh gee thanks! You deserve an ice cream too. No wait, you broke the law. Banned! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 12, 2021 #208 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Oh wait, that's not ice cream. At first glance it looked like French vanilla ice cream in a fancy cone, but now that I look at it again, it's nowhere near that. It's a croissant! Imposing a temporary ban on myself, but Helen's ban shall remain permanent because eating a stolen croissant like you haven't a care in the world is all kinds of wrong. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 12, 2021 #209 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Banned for it wasn't stolen, it was saved from possibly going to waste. Waste not, want not! Fresh produce is especially horrified with the possibility they'll go to waste. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted September 12, 2021 #210 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Banned for being lazy and slow 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 12, 2021 #211 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Banned for I don't have to be faster than a cat. All I have to do is be faster than you 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 12, 2021 #212 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Banned for a hit and run. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 12, 2021 #213 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Yeah, banned, but dogs are not just notoriously bad drivers, they're also bad mechanics. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 12, 2021 #214 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Bet you did nazi this ban coming. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 12, 2021 #215 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Banned for to be fair, cats may look like lot of things. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 12, 2021 #216 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Banned for to be fair, some cats just want to look good. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 13, 2021 #217 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Classes start today so I won't be around to ban as much, but wanted to share an incident that happened last night when Helen tried to escape from yet another ban. Fortunately she was rescued, by Americans no less. So, for her own safety (and ours) Helen has been placed in the ban bag for all eternity. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted September 13, 2021 #218 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Banned for having A sweet friend like Heidi Kittens are Jerks 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 14, 2021 #219 Share Posted September 14, 2021 You're both banned for someone stole my Internet yesterday. Or it was me. Maybe. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 14, 2021 #220 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Banned for being old enough to remember how members here were banned in the 1980s. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienMary Posted September 15, 2021 #221 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Banned for reminding them how crazy they get with their permed hair. OMG! OUCH! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted September 15, 2021 #222 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Banned for not loving that hair 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 15, 2021 #223 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Banned for that's because it looks like this in reality 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted September 15, 2021 #224 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Or banned for this hair do, was on the news a week ago. Rapper inplanted chains for hair 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 15, 2021 #225 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Banned for banning me instead of his mother. It looks like beaded curtain, only tackier and uglier. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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