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You are BANNED! (Part 9)


Mark One

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Banned for remember what people say: The more laundry you do, the less crazy nudism will seem to you. 

There are other things too, that may make nudism seem less crazy...

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I mean, that sort of fishtail is absolutely not good for swimming. On the other hand, I guess mermaids and merdudes know better.  

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Banned cause I know Karate too!

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Banned for catching what you cant catch 

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Banned for wait a sec, it seems good enough to deserve taking a better look. 

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Banning for the dent

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Banned for if a horse kicked my car and left visible horse-shoe imprint I'd never fix it. On the other hand, if a horse would kick my car, it would simply fall apart. Like, you know, this: 

Car Falling Apart GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

 

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Banned for hair in fruit loops. So much hair.

Before swimming in fruit loops either a haircut would be in order  

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either use a shower cap. 

Shower Cap GIFs | Tenor

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Banned for I can't see it (seriously) so I'm laughing based on the fact it must be funny. 

What was it? Approximately? 

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13 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said:

Banned for I can't see it (seriously) so I'm laughing based on the fact it must be funny. 

What was it? Approximately? 

Banned for when did you go blind? Or have you been drinking as usual?

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Here's the video of the earlier ban if it helps (turn volume on for full effect):

https://i.imgur.com/UMC4DGH.mp4

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Banned for I'm not drinking, it wouldn't go well with my medication which I'm not taking. Kidding. 

Now I can see it! Thanks for additional link. See, it wasn't me drinking, it was my machine eating gifs. Gifs, figs, same thing. Where was I going with this? 

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Banning Dog Swats

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Banned for it can be challenging for old knees. While some stretching is good for everyone. It's another thing natural to animals, that humans have to remember how to do. 

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Sort of banned for I thought Uber will be cheaper so it's my fault but it all started with your advice. 

12 Funny Memes Of Animals Who Are Using The Uber Services - Daily LOL Pics

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Banned for that's actually true. But sometimes it does get me somewhere. Walk with me and see for yourself. 

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Banned for you are Samurai

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