Helen of Annoy Posted October 20, 2021 #376 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Banned for that reminded me of a cow... I mean, Karen, who was driving behind me this morning. The morning as dark as it was doomsday yesterday, because of the *censored* daylight *censored* saving *censored* time. Daylight can't be saved. Days are long in the summer and short in winter. Stop fiddling with the god damned clock. So the cow, I mean Karen, is driving with her brand new LED high beams on, trying to climb up my clunkers and no, I wasn't too slow because it's damn steep downhill road, where any turd can roll down at racing speed. If you don't mind mowing down pedestrians, cats and wild life. Long story short 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 20, 2021 #377 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Banned for what you really need are these guys. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 20, 2021 #378 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Oh, my coworkers have one of those. These. All three of them. Especially after suffering a beaming Karen on my way to work. Anyway... Not banned at all for making my coffee this morning. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 21, 2021 #379 Share Posted October 21, 2021 If anyone's wondering why Helen's been temporarily banned, a sign has been put up explaining. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 21, 2021 #380 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Banned for spot on Speaking of which, come closer, I've got something for you. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 22, 2021 #381 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Not banned for oh gee thanks. Guess you don't need your hatopus anymore now that you finally got your hair done. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 22, 2021 #382 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Banned for to be brutally honest, it's more like Calm down, it was just a dream. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 22, 2021 #383 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Banned for finding a GIF of of me 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 22, 2021 #384 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Banned for are you sure? Because I was told Americans are more like this. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted October 23, 2021 #385 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Banning the samurai dog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 23, 2021 #386 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Banned for that was not a good idea. His person might be disturbed with you banning his little dog. Not to mention the robot. By the way, that's master swordsman Isao Machii and that's Yaskawa's Motoman-MH24 picking up his technique. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 23, 2021 #387 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Banned for who said you could be a samurai? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 23, 2021 #388 Share Posted October 23, 2021 (edited) Banned for ruining the floor. Edited October 23, 2021 by Helen of Annoy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 23, 2021 #389 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Banned for we found this in your book collection: And we found this one in your mom's: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 24, 2021 #390 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Banned for look who's talking... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Pettytalk Posted October 24, 2021 #391 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Banned for eating a rotten apple. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 24, 2021 #392 Share Posted October 24, 2021 Banned for nope, not me. If it was me there, the snake would look like this. I don't like aggressive advertising. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 26, 2021 #393 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Oh hey, look who's discovered our new self-ban mechanism. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2021 #394 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Aaaah, sorcery! My turn at sorcery then. Not banned for you've been disappeared. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 27, 2021 Author #395 Share Posted October 27, 2021 19 hours ago, Kittens Are Jerks said: Oh hey, look who's discovered our new self-ban mechanism. Was going to give you a good kick up the jacksie for that one but then found it mildly impressive. Not banned at all. Good one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 27, 2021 #396 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Banned because compliments will get you nowhere. So just go. And take this little guy with you when you do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 27, 2021 Author #397 Share Posted October 27, 2021 So now you abandon a cutie like that. Banned so you'll be in when animal rights knock at your door 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 27, 2021 #398 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Sorry but we took a vote and the following members want you gone. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 29, 2021 #399 Share Posted October 29, 2021 (edited) Conducted a wellness check on @Helen of Annoy this morning to see how she was doing since she was banned. Here she is. Judge for yourselves. https://i.imgur.com/705GUgZ.mp4 edit: make sure you unmute the audio Edited October 29, 2021 by Kittens Are Jerks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 29, 2021 #400 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Banned for it's called catnip. Does this look like you just nipped it? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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