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You are BANNED! (Part 9)


Mark One

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Not banned for knowing you'll be banned and packing your bag 

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you're banned for thinking you can take everything else with you. 

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1 hour ago, Kittens Are Jerks said:

So you're back again huh? Here's how we finally got rid of the last member who kept returning. Consider yourself warned.

https://i.imgur.com/J8pGgm3.mp4

(audio is a must)

 

Well. Well. Well.  This is your lucky day.  You have been randomly selected to receive a free gift curtesy of this topics sponsor- We don't give monkeys dot com onnit 

 

Pick your parting gift.

 

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Sorry pal.  Wrong number.  Mark is not here at the moment so I'll have recycle that card.  The tapirs - will - have a surprise in store tomorrow at feeding time.

 

So, unbanned due to a return to sender, which never actually took place.  Its a dogs life, at the end of the day.

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4 hours ago, Mark One said:

The tapirs - will - have a surprise in store tomorrow at feeding time.

Oh, that reminds me, I've got to feed the cats.

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You're banned by the way, so no tapir treats for you.

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Banned because that's really going to make the litter tray "loud"

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Banning @Helen of Annoy who lied and said she couldn't be here today because she had engine trouble.

She sent the following photo as proof.

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But then I caught her posting about her life in the Haiku section:

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Banned for I've got no time for this, I've got house to burn. Kidding, hopefully. 

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Not banned for yes, I know no hex can stop you from coming back into this thread. Bonus points for team work. 

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On 10/31/2021 at 8:10 PM, Kittens Are Jerks said:

Banned for clearly you've got other things to do.

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Yeh, yeh, what ever Trevor.

 

But Halloween is now dead for another year, so get your broomstick out and sweep up all of those now useless and pointless pumpkins.  Banned for making a right mess of your living room and treating it like some ceremonial great hall for sacrifices.  You'll  never shift those stains out of your carpet now.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Banned for the slight pause in the banning tread, carry on banning you nincompoops

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Banned for saying that like you don't know that banning is hard work. Sometimes the banned is resisting and you have to take them out. 

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On 11/20/2021 at 11:11 AM, MissJatti said:

Banned for the slight pause in the banning tread, carry on banning you nincompoops

Banned for that Christmas card which you kindly posted to me.  Its certainty a talking point.

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Banned for what are you doing inside a snowman

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Banned for scaring people, obviously. It's a thing for snowmen now 

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Maybe they've been traumatized or something. 

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On 12/4/2021 at 2:16 PM, MissJatti said:

Banned for what are you doing inside a snowman

Banned so I can keep that outfit of yours which I borrowed and now wear quite often.  Cheers, luv 

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I'm officially banning everyone today because Boris johnsons been banging on about some plan B gubbins.  

 

Since he's the prime minister and a life long role model for me I feel compelled to adhere to his guidelines.

 

PLAN B(an)

Stay indoors 

Talk to nobody

Open windows get rid of germs

Open windows do not let germs in

Make sure you drink 5 mugs of gravy per day

Wear a mouth & nose mask outdoors 

Avoid people

It's fine to smoke fags- covids more dangerous 

Drink alcohol- alone

Wash and bathe 5 times a day -alone

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Banned because I am still waiting for my lunch, and no one here has brought it yet!

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Banned for fasting is healthy. 

Even fasting your seat belt is healthy. So, fast. No, not that fast. 

What a weird language. 

 

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Banned because you're trying to take my food away! Are you with PETA? :D

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