Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 29, 2021 #401 Share Posted October 29, 2021 So you're back again huh? Here's how we finally got rid of the last member who kept returning. Consider yourself warned. https://i.imgur.com/J8pGgm3.mp4 (audio is a must) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 29, 2021 #402 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Not banned for knowing you'll be banned and packing your bag you're banned for thinking you can take everything else with you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 29, 2021 Author #403 Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Kittens Are Jerks said: So you're back again huh? Here's how we finally got rid of the last member who kept returning. Consider yourself warned. https://i.imgur.com/J8pGgm3.mp4 (audio is a must) Well. Well. Well. This is your lucky day. You have been randomly selected to receive a free gift curtesy of this topics sponsor- We don't give monkeys dot com onnit Pick your parting gift. 1. Banned bonus 2. Banned bonus 3. Banned bonus 4. Banned bonus 5. Banned bonus (very popular) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 29, 2021 #404 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Shame on you for re-gifting everything I gave you last Christmas. But yeah sure fine whatever. No Christmas presents for you this year, just this card and that's it! https://i.imgur.com/o8eOHWq.mp4 (turn the audio on full blast) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 29, 2021 Author #405 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Sorry pal. Wrong number. Mark is not here at the moment so I'll have recycle that card. The tapirs - will - have a surprise in store tomorrow at feeding time. So, unbanned due to a return to sender, which never actually took place. Its a dogs life, at the end of the day. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 30, 2021 #406 Share Posted October 30, 2021 4 hours ago, Mark One said: The tapirs - will - have a surprise in store tomorrow at feeding time. Oh, that reminds me, I've got to feed the cats. You're banned by the way, so no tapir treats for you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 30, 2021 Author #407 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Banned because that's really going to make the litter tray "loud" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 31, 2021 #408 Share Posted October 31, 2021 My reaction when @Mark One is banned just for the hell of it... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 31, 2021 #409 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Banning @Helen of Annoy who lied and said she couldn't be here today because she had engine trouble. She sent the following photo as proof. But then I caught her posting about her life in the Haiku section: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 31, 2021 #410 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Banned for rushing to help me... too fast. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 31, 2021 #411 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Not banned for you make a great magician's assistant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 31, 2021 #412 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Banned for I've got no time for this, I've got house to burn. Kidding, hopefully. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted October 31, 2021 #413 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Banned for clearly you've got other things to do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 1, 2021 #414 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Not banned for yes, I know no hex can stop you from coming back into this thread. Bonus points for team work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 3, 2021 Author #415 Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 10/31/2021 at 8:10 PM, Kittens Are Jerks said: Banned for clearly you've got other things to do. Yeh, yeh, what ever Trevor. But Halloween is now dead for another year, so get your broomstick out and sweep up all of those now useless and pointless pumpkins. Banned for making a right mess of your living room and treating it like some ceremonial great hall for sacrifices. You'll never shift those stains out of your carpet now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted November 20, 2021 #416 Share Posted November 20, 2021 (edited) Banned for the slight pause in the banning tread, carry on banning you nincompoops Edited November 20, 2021 by MissJatti 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 20, 2021 #417 Share Posted November 20, 2021 Banned for saying that like you don't know that banning is hard work. Sometimes the banned is resisting and you have to take them out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 22, 2021 Author #418 Share Posted November 22, 2021 On 11/20/2021 at 11:11 AM, MissJatti said: Banned for the slight pause in the banning tread, carry on banning you nincompoops Banned for that Christmas card which you kindly posted to me. Its certainty a talking point. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted December 4, 2021 #419 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Banned for what are you doing inside a snowman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 4, 2021 #420 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Banned for scaring people, obviously. It's a thing for snowmen now Maybe they've been traumatized or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 5, 2021 Author #421 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 12/4/2021 at 2:16 PM, MissJatti said: Banned for what are you doing inside a snowman Banned so I can keep that outfit of yours which I borrowed and now wear quite often. Cheers, luv 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 9, 2021 Author #422 Share Posted December 9, 2021 I'm officially banning everyone today because Boris johnsons been banging on about some plan B gubbins. Since he's the prime minister and a life long role model for me I feel compelled to adhere to his guidelines. PLAN B(an) Stay indoors Talk to nobody Open windows get rid of germs Open windows do not let germs in Make sure you drink 5 mugs of gravy per day Wear a mouth & nose mask outdoors Avoid people It's fine to smoke fags- covids more dangerous Drink alcohol- alone Wash and bathe 5 times a day -alone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted December 9, 2021 #423 Share Posted December 9, 2021 Banned because I am still waiting for my lunch, and no one here has brought it yet! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 10, 2021 #424 Share Posted December 10, 2021 Banned for fasting is healthy. Even fasting your seat belt is healthy. So, fast. No, not that fast. What a weird language. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted December 11, 2021 #425 Share Posted December 11, 2021 Banned because you're trying to take my food away! Are you with PETA? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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