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You are BANNED! (Part 9)


Mark One

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Banned for when you have to keep your new dress in a garage instead of in a closet, it's just too extravagant. 

But it has some really cool features. 

Hey, I caught a squid!" : r/funny

 

Sorry about that. 

 

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Banned for it's my day off. Off work, off my rocker and let me just grab some coffee from downstairs. 

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I'll need some help climbing back up. 

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Not banned for thank you, but I don't think a tissue will be enough.

I'll have a bath. Sort of.  

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Banned for this is what that "bare minimum" looked like.

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which is why I couldn't call the exorcist for you. I should buy one of those hands-free things.  

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Banned for the only proper way for a lady to spit is straight in the eye of an enemy :yes:

 

But sometimes differences can be settled with mere threats of violence. 

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Banned for yeah, yeah, while you're still training for your dream job. 

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So you've turned a new leaf and are now Sister Helen Immaculata, Mother Superior of the Order of Eternal Purity? Yeah right LOL

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Banned for it's spelled Purrrrity. 

And it reserved for pure bread cats only. 

Well, bread is not supposed to be this hairy, but let's not split hairs. 

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Banned for trying to convince me that there is a contraption that would make me look less wild after I wake up..... something called a brush... that just sounds silly

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Banned because we all know you clean up well.  

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We interrupt our regularly scheduled banning sessions to report that @Helen of Annoy is leaving the site voluntarily. Turns out she listed herself as a mail order bride and there's a taker!

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Good luck Helen! Your 'doom', uh no sorry, we mean your 'groom' awaits!

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Banned for he'd never have me, I'm too tall for him. I'd look like a ventriloquist if he was standing next to me.  

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28 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said:

Banned for he'd never have me, I'm too tall for him. I'd look like a ventriloquist if he was standing next to me.  

Fair enough, but I still have to ban you because this is, after all, the ban thread. Good news though is that you get this one of a kind farewell gift that's guaranteed to give you hours of enjoyment. Enjoy!

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Not banned for ...

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all right, I won't. I've filled my censored words quota for today :D 

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