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Magikman

How To Know You're Growing Older

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Magikman

-Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

-The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

-You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

-Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

-You get winded playing chess.

-Your children begin to look middle aged.

-You finally reach the top of the ladder, and find it leaning against the wrong wall.

-You join a health club and don't go.

-You begin to outlive enthusiasm.

-You decide to procrastinate but then never get around to it.

-Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.

-You need glasses... to find your teeth.

-A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.

-You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

-You look forward to a dull evening.

-You walk with your head held high trying to get use to your bifocals.

-Your favorite part of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."

-You turn out the light for economic rather than romantic reasons.

-You sit in a rocking chair and can't make it go.

-Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

-You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.

-You stop looking forward to your next birthday.

-After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.

-Dialing long distance wears you out.

-You're startled the first time you are addressed as "Old Timer."

-You remember today that yesterday was your wedding anniversary.

-You just can't stand people who are intolerant.

-You burn the midnight oil after 9 p.m..

-Your back goes out more than you do.

-A fortune teller offers to read your face.

-The little gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

-You get exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.

-You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.

-Your sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

-You go to the beauty shop so they can touch up those gray hairs...on your chin.

-When you go to get your hair cut...in your ears.

-When you don't know where the mustache ends and the nose hair begins.

-When Maalox is your after dinner drink.

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neen

I might not be over 40 but even i can appreciate some of those little sayings biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif very funny MM laugh.giflaugh.gif

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Homer

laugh.gif Good find Magik

Oh, to be 40 again. Although that was so long ago, I can still remember it well smile.gif

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j6p

It first hit me when I overheard a kid in a record store say, "I heard that Paul had a group before Wings"

Homer - Magic, we were kings at one time though...weren't we. cool.gif

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SpaceyKC

I thought it was a trap to see who checked it ~

something would pop up and say 'You must be 40!' laugh.gif

I guess we'll all laugh until most of those things are too

familiar! biggrin.gif

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Loonboy

You sit in a rocking chair and can't make it go.

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Homer

Homer - Magic, we were kings at one time though...weren't we.

Speak for yourself. I will always be a king biggrin.gif

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albaqwerty

laugh.giflaugh.gif

may as well laugh.gif whilst I can!

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Tommy

You decide to procrastinate but then never get around to it.

laugh.gif I have to make these hard decisions all the time. tongue.gif

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Kira

You just can't stand people who are intolerant

ohmy.gifhuh.gifwink.gifmellow.gif Damn and I'm not even near 40! unsure.gif

tongue.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif Very Good MM

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Halo_Jones

HA! @ Celti biggrin.gif Your nearer to 40 than me tongue.giftongue.giftongue.giftongue.giflaugh.gif

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Kira

ohmy.gifohmy.gifohmy.gifohmy.gif ooooo you know you can go off some people really quickly....

esp ones called HALO !!!!" tongue.giftongue.giftongue.giftongue.giftongue.giftongue.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

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Crow

... I know, I said to myself earlier on....why don't you drop by the forum, have a read of the posts, say hi to a few old buddies.....cheer yourself up girl, I said.....but now, after reading that growing older thingy......ohhhhhh woe is me *lol* laugh.gif

Anyways, hope you're all fine and dandy and keeping up the spookiness (that a word?)

Take care xxxx

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albaqwerty

your back goes out more than you do

oh so true biggrin.gif

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TheOracle

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

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Sageghost

I like that one Oracle.

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Magikman
say hi to a few old buddies.....cheer yourself up girl, I said.....

Anyways, hope you're all fine and dandy and keeping up the spookiness (that a word?)

Take care xxxx

wavey.gif Hey there Crow, nice to see you again. You should hang around, there's plenty that goes on around here that will leave you in stitches, literally and/or figuratively. laugh.giflaugh.gifsmile.gif

Be sure to take care of yourself, also. happy.gif

MM

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